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Assignments
Letter to my 12th grade self (A) 06/26
Constitution Works (A) 06/26
Movie Review 06/23
Persuasive Essay II 06/01
Persuasive Essay (A) 04/06
Wimpy Kid Comic Contest (A) 03/16
DARE Report (A) 03/23
Pioneer Final Diary Entry (A) 03/10
Return to the Moon (A) 03/09
Human Body Research (A) 01/28
I Have A Dream (A) 01/28
Student Report (A) 01/28
DBQ (A) 01/28
Election Issues (A) 01/28
ERB (A) 01/28
America Is (A) 01/28
Writing About The News (N) 01/28
Writing Projects (WP) 01/28

Blog Entries
6/26 Letter to my 12th grade self (A)
6/26 Constitution Works (A)
6/18 Akeelah And The Bee (A)
6/12 Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 4: Mad At Mario! (WP)
6/10 Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 3: Max and Frank Are Not Even With Sean and Steven (WP)
6/10 Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 2: In Mr. Henry’s Office (WP)
6/8 Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 1: The Situation! (WP)
6/3 HOLY SHRIMP! Same Old People and Same Old Curses!
5/29 Why Ants Never Lose Their Way (N)
5/27 AR Test for Half Magic (WP)
5/15 The World's Smallest Roadworthy Toy Car
5/5 Monster Spiders Invade Japan (N)
5/1 The Boy Who Cries Like A Baby (WP)
4/27 Lost on an Island (WP)
4/17 Coming Soon – A Special Car For Your Pooch (N)
4/16 Working Alone... BORING! (A)
3/27 Dapper Dachshund Is World's Oldest Dog! (N)
3/24 DARE (A)
3/16 Wimpy Kid Comic Contest (A)
3/13 Rocker87’s Top 10 Songs (1 Being The Best) (WP)
3/13 The Human Vending Machine (N)
3/12 Giddyup! – Jack Russell Tugs Owner Around (WP)
3/11 Buehler Debrief (A)
3/11 Final Pioneer Diary Entry of Fred Cox (A)
2/13 The Krispy Kreme Challenge (N)
2/5 Move Over Tesla, Here Comes The Aero (WP)

List 25, 50, all

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Letter to my 12th grade self (A)

Article posted June 26, 2009 at 10:16 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 3596

final letter

final letter 2

Article posted June 26, 2009 at 10:16 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 3596



Constitution Works (A)

Article posted June 26, 2009 at 09:48 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 577

Brief and Oral Argument, Denver Dispatch

May it please the court; we are the petitioners, representing the Denver Dispatch newspaper.

We appear before you today to ask the Supreme Court to remove the court order that forbids the Denver Dispatch from publishing articles about biological warfare at the Boulder Research Laboratory.

This case is all about how the Denver Dispatch should publish articles about secrets about the government’s biological warfare. We believe the Supreme Court should remove the court order that forbids the Denver Dispatch to publish articles about biological warfare at the Boulder Research Laboratory.

The first reason we believe the Supreme Court should remove the court order that forbids the Denver Dispatch to publish articles about biological warfare at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the past Supreme Court decision in Schenck v. United States, in 1919.

This case was about if Charles Schenck could publish anti-war leaflets that said the government shouldn’t be able to force young men into war. Congress had passed a new law that said it was against the law to encourage men to not be drafted for the war.

Justice Holmes wrote as part of the majority, ““We have to ask ourselves every time that we look at a case, ‘Are the words that are said or written used in such a way that they cause a clear and present danger?’…It is a question of how close is this possible danger and how dangerous it could be. Things which we allow in peacetime are sometimes too dangerous to allow in wartime.”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because the Denver Dispatch has words that can cause danger. Also, things that are allowed in the Denver Dispatch in peacetime are dangerous in wartime.

The second reason we believe the Supreme Court should remove the court order that forbids the Denver Dispatch to publish articles about biological warfare at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the past Supreme Court decision in Near v. Minnesota in 1931.

This case was about whether Jay Near could publish his newspaper, the Saturday Press. The newspaper attacked everyone physically and emotionally.

Justice Hughes wrote as part of the majority that, ““We have usually believed that freedom of the press means that a newspaper can publish what is wants and that the government cannot stop it from publishing what it wants.”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because the First Amendment protects the Denver Dispatch’s right to publish what it wants. The Denver Dispatch can publish information on the biological warfare (anthrax X).

The third reason we believe the Supreme Court should remove the court order that forbids the Denver Dispatch to publish articles about biological warfare at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the past Supreme Court decision in New York Times v. United States in 1971.

This case was about if the New York Times could publish the “Pentagon Papers” and if they were breaking a law publishing these papers with secret information.

Justice White wrote as part of the majority, ““There are times in which the press can be prevented from publishing information about government plans or operations.”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because there are times when the Denver Dispatch can get prevented from publishing information but this time is not one of those times.

The last reasons we believe the Supreme Court should remove the court order that forbids the Denver Dispatch to publish articles about biological warfare at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the what is written in the United States Constitution.

It is written that in the Constitution that Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech or of the press. Congress is not allowed to make laws that stop people from speaking, writing, printing, and broadcasting.

We believe that this applies to the Denver Dispatch because the government has no right to stop the Denver Dispatch from writing and printing.

It is also written in the Constitution that the people of the United States set out rules that the government must follow. The Constitution was made to keep peace in the nation, bring about justice, defend the nation a s a whole from foreign enemies, make peoples’ lives better, and make sure that the people remain free.

We believe that this applies to the Denver Dispatch because the Denver Dispatch was written to warn the people of anthrax x. This defends people’s lives.

You have heard the arguments from the petitioner, the Denver Dispatch. We ask the Justices to uphold the freedom of the press granted in the First Amendment and to allow the newspaper to continue to publish the articles about biological warfare research.



Brief and Oral Argument, United States Government

May it please the court; we are the respondents, representing the United States government.

We appear before you today to ask the Supreme Court to uphold the court order that the lower court and the appeals court imposed on the Denver Dispatch newspaper.

This case is about not letting the Denver Dispatch publish military secrets about biological warfare in Boulder, Colorado.

We believe the Supreme Court should forbid the newspaper from publishing further articles about biological warfare research at the Boulder Research Laboratory.

The first reason we believe the Supreme Court should forbid the newspaper to publish further articles about biological warfare research at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the past Supreme Court decision in Schenck v. United States, in 1919.

This case was about Charles Schenck printing 15, 000 leaflets.

Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes wrote as part of the majority, “What someone is constitutionally allowed to do depends upon the time and place in which it is done. . .Things which we allow in peacetime are sometimes too dangerous to allow in wartime.”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because we are in a war. Freedom of speech isn’t important while in a war.

The second reason we believe the Supreme Court should forbid the newspaper to publish further articles about biological warfare research at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the past Supreme Court decision in Near v. Minnesota in 1931.

This case was about Jay Near publishing a newspaper which was anti-Jewish, anti-government, and it attacked everyone: gangsters, police, commissioners, and even the mayor.

Justice Butler wrote as part of the minority, “The newspaper has already published false and outrageous stories that harm the reputations of various people. The use of the law in this case is a way of punishing the newspaper for already abusing its right of freedom of the press.”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because the Denver Dispatch is already abusing the Freedom of the Press.

The third reason we believe the Supreme Court should forbid the newspaper from publishing further articles about biological warfare research at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the past Supreme Court decision in New York Times v. United States in 1971.

This case was about whether it was constitutional for the New York Times to publish past military secrets and the thinking of the U.S. generals.

Justice Blackmun wrote as part of the minority opinion. “Each section of the Constitution is important and [we] do not believe that the First Amendment is so important. . . .”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because we believe the First Amendment isn’t that important that it stands above the other sections.

The last reason we believe the Supreme Court should remove the court order that forbids the Denver Dispatch to publish articles about biological warfare at the Boulder Research Laboratory is because of the what is written in the United States Constitution.

It is written in the Constitution that the Constitution was made to “keep peace in the nation.”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because if the lab gives out secrets there will be no peace in the nation.

It is also written in the Constitution that “the President is the Chief Executive.”

We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because he (or she) must protect us if he (or she) thinks it is dangerous.

You have heard the arguments from the respondents, the United States government. We ask the Justices to uphold the constitutional right of the government to protect the national security by blocking the Denver Dispatch articles on biological warfare research.



Denver Dispatch v. United States 2009
Docket Number 93-8000

1. The Story:
The government want to stop the publication of the Denver Dispatch newspaper because they think it’s saying military secrets about a biological weapons laboratory in Boulder, Colorado. In the lower courts the Denver Dispatch lost and they kept appealing until they got to the Supreme Court.

2. The Denver Dispatch Goes to the Supreme Court

The lawyers for the government argued:
The lawyers for the government argued that the Denver Dispatch should not publish the Denver Dispatch because they thought it was giving away military secrets. They argued that the First Amendment right to Freedom of the Press was not the most important Amendment.

The lawyers for the Denver Dispatch argued:
The lawyers for the Denver Dispatch argued that they have the freedom to print their articles and the people should know what the military is doing in the lab.

The Supreme Court Justices decided:
The Supreme Court voted 5 to 4 in favor of the Denver Dispatch.

Writing for the majority, Justice RockGirl voted in favor of the Denver Dispatch. She wrote:

I, RockGirl, believe the Denver Dispatch has the Constitutional right to publish information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado. I believe they have this right because you can’t break the Constitution because terrorists “might” attack or “may” attack. I do not believe the government has the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing because if the government stops the Denver Dispatch from publishing terrorists may still attack.

Writing for the majority, Justice Mets1 voted in favor of the Denver Dispatch. He wrote:

I, Mets1, believe the Denver Dispatch has the Constitutional right to publish information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado because like the Denver Dispatch said, terrorists won’t attack because it is peace time not war time.

I believe the Government doesn’t have the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado because the Congress has no right to make laws that stop people from speaking, writing, printing, or broadcasting. I don’t think they have anything to be worried about because it is peacetime.

Writing for the majority, Justice SuperStar9 voted in favor of the Denver Dispatch. She wrote:

I, SuperStar9, believe the Denver Dispatch has the Constitutional right to publish information about the military Laboratory in Boulder, Colorado. I believe they have this right because, “there are times in which the press can be prevented from publishing information about government plans or operations.” But this time is not one of those times. I do not believe the government has the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing information about the military in Boulder, Colorado. We believe this applies to the Denver Dispatch case because the Denver Dispatch is already abusing the freedom of the press. But they aren’t publishing false and outrageous stories. So why punish them?

Writing for the majority, Justice HolibackGurl voted in favor of the Denver Dispatch. She wrote:

I, HolibackGurl, believe the Denver Dispatch has the Constitutional right to publish information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado. I believe that they have this right because they published one article and there has been no terrorist attack. Also they are warning people about this Anthrax X so if this stuff got out it could have killed someone. I do not believe the government has this Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado because they put national security in front of the First Amendment. Also they didn’t do very well about answering questions.

Writing for the majority, Justice BlackPanther voted in favor of the Denver Dispatch. He wrote:

I, BlackPanther, believe the Denver Dispatch has the Constitutional right to publish information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado. I believe they have this right because the people should know what the government is doing in the lab. The government said they have the cure for Anthrax X so why are they afraid that the Denver Dispatch will publish the secrets? We are in peacetime not in wartime. I do not believe the government has the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado because they said they have the cure for Anthrax X so why should they be afraid. The Denver Dispatch has freedom of speech and freedom of the press.

Writing for the minority, Justice Alvarez voted in favor of the government. He wrote:

I, Mario64, believe the government has the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado. I believe they have this right because they want to publish papers that reveal the military secrets. I do not believe the Denver Dispatch has the Constitutional right to publish information about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado because it’s revealing military secrets that are not supposed to be heard even if there is a virus or anything that might get us sick.

Writing for the minority, FamousStar3000, voted in favor of the government. She wrote:

I, FamousStar3000, believe the government has the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing about the military laboratory in Boulder, Colorado. I think the government has the right to stop publishing these articles. The government wants to keep our county safe. I do not believe the Denver Dispatch has the right to publish these articles. The articles might fall into the wrong hands and something bad might happen. Even though it’s been peacetime for a long time, you don’t know what can happen. Something can happen any day now if those articles are published.

Writing for the minority, Justice Luigi2Power voted in favor of the government. He wrote:

I, Luigi2Power, believe the government has the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing information about the military lab in Boulder, Colorado. I believe they have the right because like they said, if the newspaper was published then our enemies can find out and the public might worry. I do not believe the Denver Dispatch has the right to publish information about the military secrets because our enemies might find out, and they will make a plan to destroy us.

Writing for the minority, Justice MusicGirl voted in favor of the government. She wrote:

I, MusicGirl, believe the Government has the Constitutional right to stop the Denver Dispatch from publishing information about the military laboratory. I believe they have this right because what if the next five articles put us in danger if they are published? What if people find out more about Anthrax X and it gets in the wrong hands and hurts innocent people and the military can’t get there in time to stop the Anthrax X? Like the attorneys for the government said, “The First Amendment isn’t the most important part of the Constitution.” I believe that because it’s not the only Amendment or the only part of the Constitution. I think they should all be thought of as equally. Also, like the people in my family say, “You’re better safe than sorry.” I do not believe the Denver Dispatch has the Constitutional right to publish information about the military laboratory in Bolder, Colorado. First, when I saw the attorneys argue for the Denver Dispatch they looked like they weren’t collected. But when I saw the attorneys argue for the government, I thought that they were very put together and knew what they were doing. Second, I liked the way they said their argument and stated their rebuttal. They answered the questions very clearly, and I wasn’t as confused when they were stating their rebuttal and argument. So that’s why I agree with the government.

Article posted June 26, 2009 at 09:48 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 577



Akeelah And The Bee (A)

Article posted June 18, 2009 at 05:14 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 1223

This is a really great movie!

This movie is about a girl making it to spelling bees. She trains hard, hard, hard, with her coach until she knows it all. The main characters are Dillan, Javier, Akeelah’s mom, Mr. Welch, Professor Larabie, and Akeelah. This movie takes place in Las Angeles, California and Washington D.C. This movie is “Akeelah And The Bee”. You should see this movie. It is the most inspiring movie!

First, you should see this movie because this movie is inspiring. Akeelah was inspired to become a spelling champion!

Second, this movie is pressuring. You never know if Akeelah will win or not! This makes the movie pretty interesting!

Last, this movie can inspire YOU to be in a spelling bee! Maybe YOU can make it to Washington D.C.! You never know if YOU will WIN!

This movie is very inspiring and pressuring. It is a spelling bee! So if you want to see a movie that is really inspiring and pressuring, go see “Akeelah And The Bee”!

Article posted June 18, 2009 at 05:14 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 1223



Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 4: Mad At Mario! (WP)

Article posted June 12, 2009 at 03:38 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 852

Frank, Max, Sean and Steven were mad at Mario. The whole situation was because of him. Now Mario wasn’t a bad boy. He just hated Frank. Mario wrote that love note. This explains why Frank was mad at Mario.

Max was mad only because since Mario wrote the note, Frank was chasing the wrong person, and they got detention. Sean and Steven were a little mad at Mario. Sean and Steven were only mad at Mario because the whole situation was because of him. Other than that, they were not mad. They were really calm boys. That is, except Max and Frank. Max and Frank were mad. VERY mad. So all 4 boys planned to confront Mario.

Frank said, “Where is that brat?!”

Sean replied, “Well, he likes to do art after school.”

Steven said, “Then he must be in Ms. Lana’s art room!”

Max said,”OK! Let’s go!”

So the boys went to school. It was Thursday. There are lots of after school things to do, so that explains why the school closes at 4:30. The boys finally got to Ms. Stephanie Lana’s art room. Ms. Lana said, “Hello! What can I do for you boys?”

Steven replied, “Is Mario Duson here?”

Ms. Lana replied, “Oh, yes! He is at table 7. Would you like to talk to him?”

Max replied, “Good. Yes, we would like to talk to him.”

Ms. Lana called for Mario. “Mr. Duson!”

Mario called, “OK! Coming!” Mario saw the 4 boys. He had no clue why all 4 boys were mad at him.

Frank said, “Hey Mario, do you know why we are here?”

Mario replied, “No.”

Max relied, “We came here to tell you that the love note you wrote on Frank’s back pack got me and Frank in trouble.”

Ms. Lana said, “Mario!”

Mario exclaimed, “So what? It was revenge for Frank spilling ice cream on my face in front of Casey.”

Sean and Steven said, “Mario, we told on them! It was your fault! We made them stay 45 minutes after school all because of you!”

Ms. Lana said to herself, whispering, “Oh, dear. This could get bad. I ought to call Mr. Henry.” So she called him.

“Hello?” Said Mr. Henry.

Ms. Lana said, “Mr. Henry, we have a bit of a problem here. Mario Duson, Frank Holland, Max Anderson, Steven Harold, and Sean Homer are mad at each other because Mr. Duson wrote a love note on Frank’s back pack. I heard it.”

Mr. Henry replied, “Ok. I will call them to my office, Stephanie.”

Ms. Lana replied, “Thank you.” Then they hung up.

Frank said to Mario, “Mario, why did you do this you little piece of -- "

Frank would have cursed. But he didn’t. He would have. But at that moment, the speaker in the art room was saying,

“Frank Holland, Max Anderson, Sean Homer, Mario Duson, and Steven Harold, please come to Mr. Henry’s office. Repeat. All 5 boys please come to Mr. Henry’s office.”

All 5 boys looked at each other in shock. Then they said, “Uh, Oh!”

To Be Continued... .

Article posted June 12, 2009 at 03:38 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 852



Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 3: Max and Frank Are Not Even With Sean and Steven (WP)

Article posted June 10, 2009 at 03:42 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 909

Max and Frank were mad at Sean and Steven. Max even said, “Sean and Steven, we are not even!”

Frank said, “Where are those brats?! I want to pound them until they cry for mercy!”

Max and Frank were thinking about where Sean and Steven were. Max finally figured it out. “If Sean and Steven like biking a lot, they must be in the park! There is a lot of room to bike in the park! Plus, it’s a great way to go after school!”

Frank replied, “OK, let’s go!”

It was 3:45. Sean and Steven were still biking in the park. Steven was a bit nervous. He had a feeling that someone was mad at him and Sean was going straight to them. “Sean, do you think someone is coming here right now?"

Sean replied, “I doubt it.”

Then Steven and Sean were surprised. They heard voices. Frank and Max arrived. “Sean Homer and Steven Harold, we got you now.” said Frank and Max. They also said, “We got you right where we want you.”

Steven said, “Sean, I told you…”

Sean said, “What do you guys want?”

Frank replied, “We want to know how you know about our situation.”

Sean replied, “We saw the whole thing and told Mr. Henry!”

Steven said, “We told Mr. Henry because we tried to help!”

Max replied, “How could you help us when you made us stay 45 MINUTES AFTER SCHOOL?!”

Frank said, “Plus, this thing is all Mario Duson’s fault!”

Sean asked, “So, you are mad at us just because we told on you?”

Steven said, “Guys, just because we told on you doesn’t mean we have to fuss.”

Max replied, “We are not mad because you told on us. We are mad because you made us stay 45 minutes after school!”

Sean and Steven replied, “Well, sorry.”

Max and Frank replied, “We are sorry too. We were just a little mad.”

Sean and Steven replied, “We promise we will never make you stay after school again.”

Max and Frank replied, “Sorry we yelled. We promise we will never do that again. But we are still mad at one person.”

“Who is that person?” asked Sean and Steven.

Max and Frank replied, “Mario Duson!”

To Be Continued... .

Article posted June 10, 2009 at 03:42 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 909



Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 2: In Mr. Henry’s Office (WP)

Article posted June 10, 2009 at 02:52 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 817

Max and Frank were walking to Mr. Henry’s office. They were really mad at each other.

Frank said, “Max, this is your entire fault! If you hadn’t told on me, none of this would have happened!”

Max replied, “Frank, even if I didn’t tell on you, we still would be in trouble because I heard on the phone while Mr. Henry was talking to Ms. Cappona that Sean and Steven saw the whole thing! And why were you chasing me?”

Frank said, “Because you wrote all over my notebook, ‘I Love Casey!’ with big letters!”

Max replied, “I didn’t do that! I saw Mario Duson do that! He likes Casey Ramirez. You embarrassed him in front of her. That is why he wrote that you like Casey! He told me!”

Frank screamed, “Oh, my god! I am going to get that rascal!”

The boys finally reached Mr. Henry’s office. Sean and Steven were riding their bikes at the park. 3:00 was dismissal. It was 3:15.

“Welcome, boys, have a seat. I want to talk to you about something,” Mr. Henry said. “Now, which one of you boys wants to tell their story first? Ms. Cappona is here to tell me if you are lying.”

Frank told his story first. “I was chasing him because I thought he wrote ‘I Love Casey’ on my backpack!”

Then Max told his story. “But it was Mario Duson who did that! He told me!”

Mr. Henry replied, “I will get Mario in here after we solve this problem. Frank, what do you want from Max?”

Frank replied, “I want Max next time to tell me when I make a mistake.”

“Max, what do you want from Frank?” Asked Mr. Henry.

“I want him to think twice before he chases me.”

Then Mr. Henry told what he wanted from both of them. “Will you promise to stop fighting and cursing?” The students replied, “OK!”

So that problem was over. But Max and Frank still had one problem. “We are so going to get Sean and Steven!” said Max.

Frank replied, “Oh, wait till they see my face!”

To be continued...

Article posted June 10, 2009 at 02:52 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 817



Students + Cursing = Trouble Part 1: The Situation! (WP)

Article posted June 8, 2009 at 03:42 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 889

One day there was this boy named Sean. Sean liked to play video games and go outside a lot.

One day Sean was at school. He was playing with his friend, Steven. Steven said, “Hey, do you know some students who curse?”

Sean replied, “Umm, no. But I do know curses get you in trouble.”

Then out of nowhere, another one of Sean’s friends, Max, was being chased by Frank, the bully. But Max finally got to a teacher. Max was puffing to the teacher, “He… was chasing me… and he was cursing too… huff…”

So the teacher said, “Max Anderson, go to the nurse. As for you, Frank Holland, go in my room for detention. Now!!”

So Frank muttered, “Max, you little piece of --"

He would have cursed if the teacher didn’t say, “Go to my room!”

Max said, “Frank, you (Curse Word)!”

The teacher said, “Max, how could you say such a bad word? Come with me to detention!”

Sean and Steven were witnesses. So they both went to tell the Principal everything. The Principal asked, “Where are Max and Frank? I want to see them!”

“They’re in Ms. Cappona’s room! They are in her room for detention.” Sean replied. The Principal, Mr. Henry, called Ms. Cappona.

“Hello?”

“Yes, this is Tyler Henry calling to see if Max Anderson and Frank Holland were in your room.”

“Yes.”

“Sean Homer and Steven Harold told me everything. Holly Cappona, please send the two students to my office.”

Both adults hung up. Ms. Cappona turned to Max and Frank. “Mr. Henry wants you in his office. Go. Now.”

Frank and were very afraid getting sent to the principal. “Mr. Henry?!” said Frank.

Max said, “Uh, Oh!”

To be continued. . . .

Article posted June 8, 2009 at 03:42 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 889



HOLY SHRIMP! Same Old People and Same Old Curses!

Article posted June 3, 2009 at 03:02 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1299

Are you tired of students cursing around you? Come to my school. People here don’t curse often. You should not curse!

First of all, students can be obsessed with cursing. Once, a person was cursing and laughing. When people become obsessed with cursing, it can bother others. One of my classmates curses a lot.

Next, curses are bad words. People who curse a lot say bad words very often. Once, someone was so mad at me he cursed a lot. Cursing means bad stuff.

Most importantly, you will get in trouble. One time, one of my classmates almost said a full curse word in front of a monitor. He almost got in trouble. Cursing always means trouble.

Students who swear could say, “I didn’t mean to curse.” Or, “my parents were cursing.” Students could curse because they were mad or they saw someone else cursing. They’re still wrong because even though students could be mad, they could say, “Please stop.” They shouldn’t have to curse. It could hurt others’ feelings.

Students who curse MAY be bad people. Cursing CAN mean a bad situation. You may learn some curses, but don’t use them. Tell on the people who curse. So if you don’t want to risk getting in trouble, go and be a curse-free person!

Article posted June 3, 2009 at 03:02 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1299



Why Ants Never Lose Their Way (N)

Article posted May 29, 2009 at 02:45 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1330

The termite-hunting ants in Rio de Janeiro are quite astonishing. Like GPS systems, these ants have magnet-like antennas on them when they are born to help them navigate their way anywhere or to catch prey. These magnet-like antennas have a weak signal in the Earth’s Core. Some desert ants have good eyes. We wonder what we will discover next about these insects.

I think this is cool but gross. The magnet-like antennas are cool, but the termite hunting part is weird. Termites eat everything in sight. I hate those insects…

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Article posted May 29, 2009 at 02:45 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1330



AR Test for Half Magic (WP)

Article posted May 27, 2009 at 07:18 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 926

[Editor's note: After reading a book, students are invited to compose an Accelerated Reader (AR) quiz. The quiz is added to the school's computer database of AR quizzes and other students are invited to take the quiz and earn points towards prizes! The answers for this quiz have not been revealed in case someone wants to take the quiz.]

1: What was the order of the children from youngest to oldest?
A. Jane, Martha, Mark, Katharine
B. Katharine, Martha, Mark, Jane
C. Jane, Mark, Katharine, Martha
D. Mark, Martha, Katharine, Jane

2: Who was the first one to get the charm?
A. Mark
B. Jane
C. Martha
D. Katharine

3: What happened when the children’s’ mother wished herself home?
A. She was home
B. She was in the patio
C. She was halfway home
D. Nothing

4: How did the mother get a hold of the charm?
A. She needed a nickel for the carfare
B. She found out about the charm
C. She the charm on the floor
D. She needed the charm

5: What happened when Martha was half- there?
A. She went into a bookstore
B. She wished herself back
C. She went home
D. She went back in the theater

6: What did the children call Mr. Smith?
A. Hugo
B. Huge
C. Hugh
D. Uncle Huge

7: What did the children’s’ mother thought she was going?
A. Blind
B. Deaf
C. Insane
D. Paralyzed

8: What did the children’s’ mother want to change about Mr. Smith?
A. His mustache
B. His voice
C. His car
D. His height

9: How long did the children have the charm?
A. 3 days
B. 1 week
C. 10 days
D. 1 day

10: What was Jane’s last wish?
A. For her father
B. To go to sleep
C. To have a new family
D. To start a fire

Article posted May 27, 2009 at 07:18 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 926



The World's Smallest Roadworthy Toy Car

Article posted May 15, 2009 at 02:43 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1808

A British inventor has an idea of turning a toy wind-up car into a real car. This entered the Guinness Book of World Records. After receiving his license, Perry Watkins invented this little car. He managed to squeeze in. At first, people thought this idea was a belief. Then, after driving this car, came howls of laughter! This was the smallest car in the world in Wingrave, Buckinghamshire. We wonder what Perry Watkins will think of and invent next!







This is so cool and funny. This car looks like a little kid could drive it! But what if an accident happens? Uh, oh! What is cool is that it is so small but you can drive it! I would like to have that car someday…

http://www.dogonews.com/2009/05/13/the-world-s-smallest-roadworthy-toy-car

Article posted May 15, 2009 at 02:43 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1808



Monster Spiders Invade Japan (N)

Article posted May 5, 2009 at 03:14 PM GMT0 • comment (4) • Reads 1197

Last week in the city of Yokohama, Japan, thousands of people watched as two 36-ton spiders crawled through the streets. But these spiders are actually man-made mechanical spiders with 14 drivers for each spider! The spider seemed entertaining but a little scary. Little children bawled (cried) at the sight. Some nice people even took pictures of the spider.

I think this is awesome but scary. It’s scary because it’s a big spider, an animal that no children like that is big and can squish people. It’s awesome because it is a man-made thing! The spider is 36 tons! That’s about 20 trucks! I wish I could go to Japan someday. . . .





target=_blank>http://www.dogonews.com/2009/05/04/video-of-the-week-monster-spiders-invade-japan

Article posted May 5, 2009 at 03:14 PM GMT0 • comment (4) • Reads 1197



The Boy Who Cries Like A Baby (WP)

Article posted May 1, 2009 at 03:08 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1055

the boy who cries like a baby

Article posted May 1, 2009 at 03:08 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1055



Lost on an Island (WP)

Article posted April 27, 2009 at 03:08 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 861

(Boat honks)

Holly: We’re stuck on an island!

Molly: I can’t believe dad did this to us.

Holly: Without any credit cards or cell phones and no clothes except the ones we have on.

Molly: We’re going to be stuck here forever!

Holly: AHHHHHHHHHHHH=http://=http://=http://=http://

Molly: Oh my gosh…I’m starving!!!!

Holly: I’m starving too. Where are the restaurants?

Molly: And the mall?

(Two minutes pass.)

Holly: Molly, how long have we been walking?

Molly: I don’t know, but it feels like forever.

Holly: Look, there’s a guy.

Molly: Maybe he knows how we can get back to New York City.

Holly: Let’s go ask him.

(Walks toward native guy.)

Molly: Hey, guy over there!

Holly: Where’s the airport? And when’s the next flight to New York City?

(He stares at us.)

Native Guy: ungha.

Molly: Holly, I don’t think this guy speaks English.

Holly: Me neither, but I think we need to translate.

Molly: Okay, but how?

Holly: Um…maybe we can act it out?

Molly: Okay, but I bet you this guy doesn’t have a clue about New York City.

Holly: Well, it’s worth a try.

(Molly and Holly act out going on a plane to New York City and what New York City looks like.)

Molly: Uh, this will never work.

Native guy (pointing to the trees): shakika unga ziku

Holly: Do you speak English?

Native Guy: Yeah.

Molly: Holly, can you believe this?

Holly: No, I don’t.

Native Guy: I think you two just missed your flight to New York City. There won’t be another one until next year.

Molly And Holly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Article posted April 27, 2009 at 03:08 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 861



Coming Soon – A Special Car For Your Pooch (N)

Article posted April 17, 2009 at 02:42 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1129

Is your pooch cramped and uncomfortable in the car? Then you will be delighted to hear that car manufacturers Honda and Toyota are introducing 2009 models that will revolutionize the car ride for your pampered canine. This vehicle is made especially for your dog. The humans go in the front. The dogs go in the back. The back is designed perfectly. There is a fold out ramp, water spot, and electrical fan included for the dog. The fold – out ramp is made for dogs to easily step in and out of the car. The water spot is for the dog to drink water since the car is usually hot inside. The electrical fan is to cool the dog down.

I don’t like this idea too much because all the cool stuff is for the dogs, not us humans. But it’s cool because the car has all the dog's needs. It even has a comfy bed! Amazing! I’ll have a dog someday. . . .







target=_blank>http://www.dogonews.com/2009/04/12/coming-soon-a-special-car-for-your-pooch

Article posted April 17, 2009 at 02:42 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1129



Working Alone... BORING! (A)

Article posted April 16, 2009 at 06:58 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1094

Have you ever gotten tired of being the last one to finish a test? How about being the first one to finish? Well, you found the right essay, because I know the solution: Working as a team!

The first reason you should work as a team is that you can discuss some answers. If one person has a different answer than the rest of the group, they can tell why his/her answer is incorrect.

In addition, it’s important. You can be the only one in your group who has an answer to a question. Sometimes you can be the only one who doesn’t have an answer. If you or your group has an answer, you can tell each other.

The biggest reason is that working as a team is the easiest way to get work done. After you discussed and agree on an answer, the question is done. If you work alone, it will take a lot more time to finish. All you have to do is be in a group, discuss and agree on an answer, and you are done.

Working as a team is probably the easiest way to get work done. So if you want to get work done faster, go and work as a team!

Article posted April 16, 2009 at 06:58 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1094



Dapper Dachshund Is World's Oldest Dog! (N)

Article posted March 27, 2009 at 02:57 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1269

Though she looks young, Channel is all set to celebrate her 21st birthday. (In dog years that’s 147 years.) Channel just received a certificate for the oldest dog in the world! Channel lives in Port Jefferson, Idaho, and belongs to 51 year old Denise Shaugnessy. Denise adopted Channel when Denise was just 6 weeks old. According to Denise, the cause for Channel living so long is a lot of pampering, as well as giving Channel the choice between human food and dog food -- and that includes macaroni and cheese!

I think this is so cool. I have never known about a dog that lives over 100 years. The most time I know a dog can live up to is 12 years, which is 84 dog years. I think Denise is the luckiest person in Idaho to have a dog like that. Denise must be taking good care of Channel. Channel even entered the Book of World Records! Neat! I wish I would have a dog someday. . . .

http://www.dogonews.com/2009/03/26/%20Dapper%20Dachshund%20Is%20World's%20Oldest%20Dog!

Article posted March 27, 2009 at 02:57 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1269



DARE (A)

Article posted March 24, 2009 at 02:42 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1102

This is D.A.R.E.: Drug Abuse Resistance Education. DARE helps me make smart choices and decisions. I have learned that I can walk away if someone offers a cigarette.

I have learned that smoking can be addicting because it has tar in it, and that smoking Marijuana is illegal in the U.S. I also learned that alcoholic beverages can make you lose brain cells. It is difficult to say no to our friends.

I have learned skills of getting out of risky smoking situations. I can give reasons, facts, use humor, or ignore the person offering the drug.

My commitment to make wise decisions is to never take any kind of drug that does bad things to your body. To protect my health, I will never take any kind of tobacco or beer. I shall accept no kind of drugs. This is what DARE taught me.

Thanks, DARE!

Article posted March 24, 2009 at 02:42 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1102



Wimpy Kid Comic Contest (A)

Article posted March 16, 2009 at 03:04 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1453

comic 1

comic 2

comic 3

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Rocker87’s Top 10 Songs (1 Being The Best) (WP)

Article posted March 13, 2009 at 03:23 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1030

#10: Miss Independent By Neo
#9: Love and Magic By Justin Timberlake
#8: Closer By Neo
#7: The Metal By Tenacious D
#6: Circus By Britney Spears
#5: Just Dance By Lady Gaga
#4: Gasolina (Gasoline) By Daddy Yankee
#3: Dangerous By Akon
#2: Poker Face By Lady Gaga
#1: Right Round By Flo Rida


Article posted March 13, 2009 at 03:23 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1030



The Human Vending Machine (N)

Article posted March 13, 2009 at 02:36 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1252

It is a day at the Victoria Train Station in London when a man is found in a vending machine! Now, instead of pressing buttons, all you have to do is pay, tell the man what candy you want, and he will drop it in the little slot and you can pick it up. Simple! Instead of scrambling to put in the right code and then be served by an uncaring robot arm, customers are given their candy by a chatty, ever smiling human, stationed inside.

This is so hilarious, if you ask me. There is a human in the vending machine!? I guess the guy was just in the vending machine to make money. Making money inside a vending machine is so cool. This makes ME want to be in a vending machine. . . .

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Article posted March 13, 2009 at 02:36 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1252



Giddyup! – Jack Russell Tugs Owner Around (WP)

Article posted March 12, 2009 at 03:01 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 949

Kody now has to pull his owner around since his owner, Alan, can’t walk. Alan has Polio, which is a disease that paralyzes the legs. Now Kody is dragging Alan in his wheelchair at speeds of up to 15 mph. That dog deserves great rest and care. The first few years of getting Polio, Alan and his wife agreed to have a dog. So they have Kory, a Jack Russell Terrier. So now Kody is Alan’s best friend. No wonder why they say a dog is a man’s best friend!

I feel sorry for Alan, because he couldn’t walk for FIFTEEN YEARS! That would be sad. 15 years is like forever, a long time. I’M not 15 yet! I think Alan must be very lucky to have a dog like Kory because now Kory can drag him to work, a library, a restaurant, etc., etc. Polio causes the leg to paralyze. I wouldn’t want to have Polio. . . .

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Article posted March 12, 2009 at 03:01 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 949



Buehler Debrief (A)

Article posted March 11, 2009 at 03:20 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1207

My mission name was “Return to the Moon.” I was part of the Life Support Team. My job responsibilities included: checking the oxygen tank, changing the oxygen tank, checking the temperature and heat, and checking and adjusting the electrical system. I also had to receive and send messages.

The most important information I collected during the mission was that the heat was too high. Then smoke came out, and I admit it, I WAS a little scared. I tried to blow out the smoke. The commander gave me beanbags to hand to every computer to absorb the moisture, and after that, the situation was over.

The most difficult part of my job was the heat situation because I had to hand beanbags to all 5 or 4 computers so the smoke can go away. After the situation was over, there was still a little smoke coming out, but I blew it out.

If I had the chance to fly again, I would try to get through everything quick. I would change the oxygen tank fast, I would test the electricity fast, and if by any chance the heat situation comes up again, I would quickly hand out the beanbags. If I didn’t understand something, I would ask the Commander fast.

I think my experience was fun because I changed the oxygen tank and checked the electricity by myself. I also think my job was difficult because the electricity power was 7 and a half. The Mission Specialists need to know about that.

Article posted March 11, 2009 at 03:20 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1207



Final Pioneer Diary Entry of Fred Cox (A)

Article posted March 11, 2009 at 02:51 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1352

Diary enrty 1

Diary Enrty 2

Article posted March 11, 2009 at 02:51 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1352



The Krispy Kreme Challenge (N)

Article posted February 13, 2009 at 02:35 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1315

Well, you may think this challenge includes athletes building up. But instead, they don’t have to build up! They just have run with a stomach full of Krispy Kreme Donuts! Now this is the fifth year of the Krispy Kreme challenge. This challenge is about two miles from the University of North Carolina. The point of this contest is to raise money.

I think this is cool and insane. I really can run with a full stomach. This is cool because if you win the contest, you get to take 5 dozens of the treats. Maybe someday I’ll enter the contest. . . .

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Article posted February 13, 2009 at 02:35 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1315



Move Over Tesla, Here Comes The Aero (WP)

Article posted February 5, 2009 at 07:22 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 972

This super car has been designed with one of the fastest speeds, over 228 mph. This probably is the fastest car in the world. This is also a cool looking car. This car will be expected to be at any showrooms this year. But this car is strangely named “Tesla.” This car has an on-board system, which allows it to warm up in ten minutes.

This is the COOLEST car I have ever seen in my life. Maybe I can drive one when I grow up. I really think these cars should be in races. Maybe someday they will. . . .



target=_blank>http://www.dogonews.com/2009/01/30/move-over-tesla-here-comes-the-aero

Article posted February 5, 2009 at 07:22 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 972



The Bionic Boy (N)

Article posted January 30, 2009 at 02:38 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1041

This is about a boy named Evan Reynolds. Evan was only 16 years old when he got a new arm. Here is how he lost his old arm: Evan was sitting in a passenger seat of a friend’s car with his hand folded down on a window. As the car was exiting a parking lot, it scrapped a wooden post, and in a bizarre accident, it pulled his arm off. Now he can’t complete his dream of going to the army.

I think this is kind of sad because Evan’s dream can’t come true. He got used to his new arm, which is a miracle. I bet that it must have hurt a LOT when Evan lost his old arm. Maybe someday he will go to the army. . .

target=_blank>http://www.dogonews.com/2009/01/29/bionic%20arm

Article posted January 30, 2009 at 02:38 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1041



The stupid 4 (WP)

Article posted January 29, 2009 at 03:36 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 811

Yes, I know, the wierd looking 4 is the main reason why I do this!

And here it is:
stupid 4

Article posted January 29, 2009 at 03:36 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 811



I have a dream (A)

Article posted January 21, 2009 at 08:13 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1337

I Have A Dream

Article posted January 21, 2009 at 08:13 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1337



How do all muscles work at a time? (A)

Article posted January 21, 2009 at 07:50 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1252

Science

Article posted January 21, 2009 at 07:50 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1252



The Pledge of Allegiance (WP)

Article posted January 20, 2009 at 07:07 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 842

Flag

Article posted January 20, 2009 at 07:07 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 842



Numbers (WP)

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 07:10 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 877

Numbers

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 07:10 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 877



O_O (WP)

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 06:54 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 886

O_O

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 06:54 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 886



My Description (WP)

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 06:46 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 893

Description

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 06:46 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 893



A Flying Vehicle! (N)

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 03:25 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 1120

There is this vehicle that’s a car and an airplane at the same time!!

If you have ever wished that you could avoid the snarly road traffic and soar up in the skies, your wish may come true soon. That is if a new kind of vehicle makes a successful test flight/run next month. This amazing vehicle can change from a two-seat car into an airplane in just 15 SECONDS! Because of its size, this vehicle can fit into any type of garage. This vehicle runs on unleaded fuel, so it can get any type of gas.

This would be really awesome and COOL. This vehicle has everything it takes to be popular. If the brake's size or anything else doesn’t make it awesome, cool, or popular, I don’t know what will. Maybe someday my parents can have one. . .maybe. . .someday. . . .
target=_blank>http://www.dogonews.com/2009/01/14/flying-car

Article posted January 15, 2009 at 03:25 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 1120



Any Spare Comments Please? Thank You! (WP)

Article posted January 8, 2009 at 07:09 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 942

Dear Friends,

Yes, I know, I was stupid enough to not come up with this stupid idea a long time ago. Well, here is how this idea/spare comments box works:

Anytime you want to comment back to me or when I comment to your stories, you can leave your comment here. You can question me too. I strongly recommend you do this idea, too.

Here is a spare comment from FamousStar3000: “Have you been in school since pre- k?”
There! Just like that! I can’t make it any clearer!

Happy Spare Commenting!

-Rocker87

Article posted January 8, 2009 at 07:09 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 942



Frankie the Cat Burglar (N)

Article posted December 15, 2008 at 03:26 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1291

Frankie is a beautiful 2- year- old cat with a problem. He just can’t keep away from any toys. He was bought in a farm. Julie Bishop bought Frankie when he was a newborn. Frankie got this habit to chew on a lot of stuffed toys. He has a habit just like Tom cat from Tom and Jerry. But it is not as if Frankie plays with the toys. Sometimes he plays with them and sometimes he deposits them. Frankie more likely “steals” them to deposit.

I think that cats that can't keep away from things drive adults crazy. But the good thing is that at least Frankie can deposit toys in a house. Maybe someone will help to educate that cat well. But no one knows how that cat got its habits...no one knows....

target=_blank>http://www.dogonews.com/2008/12/13/frankie-the-cat-burgler

Article posted December 15, 2008 at 03:26 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1291



It’s a Christmas Day (WP, Audio)

Article posted December 12, 2008 at 06:16 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 972

[Editor's note: Click the Click the "play in browser" link below to hear RockGirl98 and Rocer87 sing this!]

It’s a Christmas Day
by RockGirl98 and Rocker87

RockGirl98: It’s December 25. It’s Christmas day. Time for joy and time for cheer.
Rocker87: little ones slake and queer
RockGirl98: only one day of the year
Rocker87: Santa is everywhere. The children are near.
RockGirl98: keeping out the cookies and waiting for their new toys
Rocker87: everyone makes sure they are not naughty
RockGirl98: if they are they get coal
Rocker87: and nobody wants that
RockGirl98: nobody wants that and nobody needs that
Rocker87: want it want it
RockGirl98: need it need it
Rocker87: Santa is coming
RockGirl98: Santa is coming
Both: Santa is Santa is coming
‘Cause wake up wake up it’s Christmas day

Podcast Play
Podcast Download

Article posted December 12, 2008 at 06:16 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 972



Rocker87 (WP)

Article posted December 11, 2008 at 07:15 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 930

Rocker87

Article posted December 11, 2008 at 07:15 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 930



Top 5 Presidents (1 being the best) (WP)

Article posted December 8, 2008 at 03:44 PM GMT0 • comment (6) • Reads 918

#5: George Washington
#4: John Adams
#3: Theodore Roosevelt
#2: George Bush (Don’t ask me why I put him as #2)
#1: Barack Obama

THE END

Article posted December 8, 2008 at 03:44 PM GMT0 • comment (6) • Reads 918



Spongebob’s Ripped Pants Lyrics (WP)

Article posted December 8, 2008 at 03:14 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 934

Spongebob: It all started when I ripped my pants. I thought that I had everything on my side. But I just blew all sky high. All because I (RRRIIIIIIPPPP) ripped my pants.

The Band: When big Larry came around to put him down, Spongebob turned into a clown. And no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and (RRRIPPPPP) ripped his pants.

Spongebob: I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse, but the pain feels so much worse. Because winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun.

The Band: Or sand in your buns.

(Buns and clams clap for four seconds.)

Spongebob: Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget, so listen and you won’t regret, be true to yourself, don't’ miss your chance.

Spongebob and The Band: And you won’t be like the fool who ripped his pants.(RRRIIIPPP)

THE END
I hope you enjoyed the song!

Article posted December 8, 2008 at 03:14 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 934



Deaf Dalmatian Learns Sign Language (N)

Article posted December 4, 2008 at 03:37 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1237

This is about a dog named Zoe who eventually becomes deaf. Her owner had to return her to the animal shelter. So the clerks decided to communicate to her by teaching her sign language. They have taught her 7 words in sign language: sit, stay, dance, lie down, paw, kiss, and good girl. Now Zoe must be the luckiest dog in the world because now she can find a permanent owner.

This is sweet and sad. It is sad when you can’t hear anything and you have to learn sign language which takes a long tome to learn. The clerks are very sweet to help this helpless dog, and they’re very smart too. And what is really sad is that Zoe was deaf too soon because she was only 18 months old. Well, no one knows how Zoe became deaf. But maybe someday they will find out how. . .maybe someday. . . .


THE target=_blank>
http://www.dogonews.com/2008/12/03/deaf-dalmation-learns-sign-language

THE END

Article posted December 4, 2008 at 03:37 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1237



Funny Jokes! Part 3 (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:27 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 944

Why did Mickey Mouse go into space? To find Pluto.

Why couldn’t the pirate see the movie? Because it was rated arghh!

Why didn’t the hen cross the road? Because he was too chicken!

Definition for paradise: Two ivory cubes with dots all over them.

What do you call a guy that likes to walk a lot? Walker.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for?

Last joke:
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Yahoo hotmail!

THE END!! HA!!

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:27 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 944



My Teachers (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:06 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 948

Preface: Before I begin, I won’t name any Preschool teacher because I never went to Preschool.

Lincoln School in Mount Vernon
Kindergarten Teacher: Ms. Ochoa
1st Grade Teacher: Ms. Nardone and Ms. Ciufetelli
2nd Grade Teacher: Ms. Del Guidice
3rd Grade Teacher: Mrs. Duggan
4th Grade Teacher: Ms. Curran

MAS in Mamaroneck
5th Grade Teacher: Mr. Brune

THE END

P.P.: If you notice, Mr. Brune is my only teacher that is a man so far.

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:06 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 948



My Brother is Kinda Weird (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:04 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 893

My brother has been nice and strange lately. He’s been nice because he helps me with my homework. He is weird because lately he has been giving me this strange nickname: Munchkin. My teacher, Mr. Brune, has been giving me a slightly better nickname: Big Guy. Every single day when I come home back from school, my brother always gives me the same greeting: “Hey, how ya doing, Munchkin?” I’m kinda used to it by now, but the first time he called me a Munchkin, I mistaked that for one of those miny donuts called “Munchkins” from Dunkin Donuts. If you have a brother that gives you a nickname, you’d be used to it by about 1 to 2 weeks.

THE END

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:04 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 893



Top 5 Superheroes From Super Mario World (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:03 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 924

#5: Waluigi (Also misbehaved)
#4: Princess Peach (Mario’s girlfriend)
#3: Luigi (Mario’s brother)
#2: Toad (The mushroom head)
#1: Mario (The one who stands up to fight Bowser)

THE END

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:03 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 924



Do car honks and alarms annoy you? (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:02 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 848

Well, I admit it. They really annoy me that much. One reason why the honk annoys me is because it really is disrespectful. One reason why the alarm annoys me is because it rings all the time, even when you are asleep. Those dumb alarms always wake you up when you are in a peaceful sleep. Another reason why they annoy me is that both are really noisy! The alarm can last up to 13 seconds! What annoys me more is the car alarm. Even though car honks can last for 2 minutes, the alarm lasts less time but makes more noise.

RRRRRIIINNNGGGG!

I am about to give you helpful advice. If you have a car, try to be careful with it. Because if you touch it in any way what so ever, then you will know what will happen!

RRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!

And careful with the honk too. The honk is right in the middle of the wheel. And if you touch it, then- HOONNKKK!

So be careful and only touch your car with the key.

THE END

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:02 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 848



Top 12 Foods (1 being the best) (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:00 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 881

#12: Chicken Noodle Soup (Also known as a song)
#11: Scrambled eggs
#10: Sloppy Joes
#9: Tacos
#8: Tamales
#7: Mozzarella Cheese
#6: Brownies
#5: Marshmallows
#4: Chicken!
#3: Mashed potatoes
#2: Pizza
#1: Mozzarella Sticks

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 03:00 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 881



You Know What They Say. . . ! (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 02:59 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 904

You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!

You know what they say: Take one step up the hill!

You know what they say: Quit smoking. It’s not a joke.

You know what they say: One must believe to take one step forward.

You know what they say: Electrical buzz is an electrical shock.

You know what they say: #3, #2, and #1!

You know what they say: We gather together to form one family.

You know what they say: No one can stop the unstopable.

You know what they say: My heart is saying yes, but my brain is saying no.

You know what they say: The winner leaves with all, and the loser leaves with nothing.

You know what they say: You snooze, you lose.


THE END :D

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 02:59 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 904



Top 5 Villains (WP)

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 02:58 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 882

#5: Lord Voldemort (From Harry Potter)
#4: Professor Snape (From Harry Potter)
#3: Man Ray (From Spongebob)
#2: The Dirty Bubble (From Spongebob)
#1: Bowser (From Super Mario World)

THE END

Article posted December 2, 2008 at 02:58 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 882



When You Lose a Friend (WP)

Article posted November 26, 2008 at 02:55 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 982

Just like you suspected, this is going to be a little sad. I already have lost a friend, Ronaldhinho09. He has moved to South Norwalk, Connecticut with his best friend, Jake. I only have few friends, RedSoxHater#1, Mets1, Locust177, and Halo3Power. So as you can see, I need more class friends. So please just help me.

Article posted November 26, 2008 at 02:55 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 982



Magic Trick Names (WP)

Article posted November 24, 2008 at 03:48 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 959

Coin Tricks
#1: Imprisoned!
#2: Magic Sums
#3: Cover Up!
#4: Metal Detection

Card Tricks
#5: Telepathy Test
#6: Card Scatter
#7: Abracadabra!

Weird and Wonderful Tricks
#8: Wondering Wand
#9: High Glass Act
#10: Sleight of Foot
#11: Banana Baffler

Spooky and Magic Tricks
#12: Dancing Hanky
#13: The Poltergeist

Article posted November 24, 2008 at 03:48 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 959



Top 15 Friends (1 being the best) (WP)

Article posted November 21, 2008 at 03:30 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1010

#15: Locust117
#14: Kevin
#13: Ryotaro
#12: Alicia
#11: MusicGirl
#10: FamousStar3000
#9: TapGirl
#8: BlackPanther800
#7: Douglas
#6: Ronaldhinho09
#5: RedSoxHater#1
#4: Halo3Power
#3: RockGirl98
#2: Mario64
#1: William (In 5D)

Article posted November 21, 2008 at 03:30 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1010



Top 5 Colors (WP)

Article posted November 19, 2008 at 03:31 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 917

#5: Green
#4: Yellow
#3: Purple
#2: Red
#1: Blue

THE END

P.S.: If Blue is not your favorite color, make another list because blue is my favorite color.

Article posted November 19, 2008 at 03:31 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 917



The 3 R’s and S’s (WP)

Article posted November 19, 2008 at 03:05 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 939

Teachers focus on the 3 R’s: Reading, Riting, and Rithmetic.

But only one teacher focuses on the 3 S’s:
Sleeping late is your problem,
Shut your mouth,
and
Stop driving me crazy!

THE END

Article posted November 19, 2008 at 03:05 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 939



My School Report (A)

Article posted November 19, 2008 at 02:25 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1299

Favorite Class: Art

Least Favorite Class: Gym

Worst Smell At School: Vegetables in the cafeteria

Best Smell: Pizza

Best Taste: Chicken and salad

Favorite Cafeteria Meal: Tacos
Best Prank Ever Played: When I thought of scaring Ronaldhinho09 all the time in Halloween with a handkerchief.

Best Time in Gym: When I did 18 jumps in a row with a jump rope.

Best Field Trip: To the Museum of Natural History

Meanest Thing Someone Did To Me: Only my brother tells me mean jokes.

Best Memory: Going to Six Flags

Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened: When I told my brother that I would do a 600 foot bungee jump out loud.

Article posted November 19, 2008 at 02:25 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1299



Top 5 Teachers (1 being the best) (WP)

Article posted November 18, 2008 at 06:41 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 900

#5: Mrs. Mangeri Defrancesco
#4: Ms. Kelly
#3: Mr. Taylor and Mr. C.
#2: Mrs. Schore
#1: Mr. Brune

Article posted November 18, 2008 at 06:41 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 900



Top 10 Shows (1 being the best) (WP)

Article posted November 17, 2008 at 03:44 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 890

#10: The Secret Saturdays
#9: Chowder
#8: Pokemon
#7: The 3 Stooges
#6: TV Soap Opera: Fuego En La Sangre (Fire in the Blood)
#5: The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
#4: Tom and Jerry
#3: Wizards of Waverly Place
#2: Phineas and Ferb
#1: Spongebob Squarepants

Article posted November 17, 2008 at 03:44 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 890



My Accidents (WP)

Article posted November 17, 2008 at 03:33 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 896


What accidents did you have? Did you bang your head like me when I was 8? (I am 10 right now). Did you get involved in a car accident with your parents like me when I was 9? Well, I’ll tell you my accident when I was 8.

Back then, I was in church with my friends. Then, I didn’t notice the tablecloth that had been on the floor. I tripped over it! I fell and hit my head’s temple! I could have lost my knowledge or worse, my memory! This is how I felt at that moment: hurt and O_O. The brother of the Pastor of the church picked me up. My mom took me to the emergency room in the hospital. And it took 8 hours for the doctors there to attend me! The brother of the Pastor of the church told my mom that I must sleep late because I could die in my sleep after I hit my head. Once the doctors at the hospital checked my head they said I was OK. My mom was relieved. The doctors said I have a tiny crack in my temple.

Article posted November 17, 2008 at 03:33 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 896



Mapletown's Property (A)

Article posted November 17, 2008 at 03:32 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1250

In this essay I will discuss why skateboarding in Mapletown is banned on public streets.

Mapletown has many reasons why they need to ban skateboarding in public streets. Skateboarding on streets can be dangerous because it can cause severe accidents and someone can be hurt. For example, once in Mapletown, a teenager crashed into an old lady, and she fell and broke her hip. Finally, cars can crash into another car, person, or object to try and avoid crashing into the skateboarders.

So as you can see, the town council banned skateboarding on streets for everyone’s safety. I agree that skateboarding should be banned. Why do people prefer skateboarding in streets rather than parks?

Article posted November 17, 2008 at 03:32 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1250



Top 10 Games For the Nintendo DS (10-1, 1 Being the Best) (WP)

Article posted November 13, 2008 at 07:03 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 949

#10: Cooking Mama
#9: Mario Kart DS
#8: Spongebob Creature of the Krusty Krab
#7: Harry Potter
#6: High Schools Musical
#5: Hanna Montana
#4: Tony Hawk Proskater 3
#3: Math Trivia
#2: Pac- Man World 3 DS
#1: Mario Party DS

THE END

P.S.: Try to get a DS because I already have a DS and I already have Mario Party DS! I’m not going to play it alone!

Article posted November 13, 2008 at 07:03 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 949



Ok, Seriously, Are There Any Diary Of a Wimpy Kid Fans? (WP)

Article posted November 13, 2008 at 03:10 PM GMT0 • comment (6) • Reads 989

Guys! Come on! What happened to my comments? I have only one comment by Mr. Brune! But anyways, I have a lot more to say about Dairy of a Wimpy Kid. I’m like Gregory Heffley’s hero! Anyways, these books are funny. Now I got Rodrick Rules, and the first Wimpy Kid book. Please make sure that I get your comments and I will comment back to you.

Article posted November 13, 2008 at 03:10 PM GMT0 • comment (6) • Reads 989



Funny Jokes! Part 2 (WP)

Article posted November 12, 2008 at 04:12 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 928

What’s the only room you can’t walk into?
A mushroom!

Jeremy: Will you remember me today?
Todd: Yes.
Jeremy: Will you remember me next year?
Todd: Yes.
Jeremy: Knock Knock.
Todd: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Didn’t you say you were going to remember me?

How come it takes more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?
Because they are so stupid!

What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
Punch.

Pete and Repeate were on a boat. Pete fell of. Who’s left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who’s left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat. . . .
(Get it?)

Last joke:
Knock Knock.
How can you make Mexican chili?
By taking him to the North Pole.
THE END! HA HA!

Article posted November 12, 2008 at 04:12 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 928



Funny Jokes! (WP)

Article posted November 6, 2008 at 07:03 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 920

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cha.
Cha who?
Don’t cha yell at me!

Here’s another one:
Chuck Norris can’t touch MC Hammer!
HA HA!
Get it?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cha.
Cha who?
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? HA HA!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You just cried.

What do you call a snail in a ship?
A snailor!

Why are sweaters called sweaters?
Because they make you sweat!

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 3, Chuck Norris has more money than you!

Here is the last joke:
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!!

I hope you enjoyed this story!

The end!!!

HA HA!!

Article posted November 6, 2008 at 07:03 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 920



The Presidents Of 2008 (A)

Article posted October 31, 2008 at 02:51 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1413

Health Care

Barack Obama and John McCain stood up for health care because they tried to lower the prices of health insurances. Obama also tried to lower the price of health operations. John McCain tried to lower taxes for health.

Economy

Barack Obama will fight to lower the price for gas. And John McCain will fight to lower the price of the tax for gas. Barack Obama and John McCain fight to lower the price and the price of the tax for gas so that more people could have no trouble with lower prices to fill up their cars.

Education

Barack Obama would help children get education. Barack Obama would reward any teacher that educates any children well. John McCain would help to build schools. Without John McCain, there would be less schools. Without Barack Obama, there would be less educated kids or less teachers.

I am going to tell you about what I think for Barack Obama and John McCain. Barack Obama is impressive because he stood up for health and education. He also stood up for high gas prices. John McCain practically did the same things. I think it is good for Obama and McCain to stand up for education, health, and high prices. These two will fight for a good destiny for people. I also think they are very brave to stand up for these things.

There will be one candidate I will vote for. The candidate I would vote for is Barack Obama. I vote for him because unlike John McCain, he wants to fix health insurance. McCain tried to lower the tax for it. And Barack Obama will award any teachers that educate students very well.

If I were president when I grow up, I would serve my country. I would serve my country by not letting any wars happen, like Barack Obama did to try and interrupt the war of Iraq. I’d also fight to lower any prices and declare new and safe laws for people. That’s how I would serve my country.

Article posted October 31, 2008 at 02:51 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1413



The Night Of the Car Accident (WP)

Article posted October 17, 2008 at 10:45 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1038

I don’t want to tell you much about the accident because I want to keep some information a secret. Well, here goes. It all started when I had allergies on my elbow, so my dad drove me to the doctor, who works in a clinic in Port Chester. He is a good, hard working doctor. After he gave me my medicine to cure my allergies, which I cured today, my mom, my dad, and I were heading back home and it was 8:47P.M.. Then we arrived into a traffic light in Harrison, in the Hutchison Parkway. The light turned green, and my dad went 40 miles an hour. And I don't want to tell you the rest....

Article posted October 17, 2008 at 10:45 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1038



My Brother Is Annoying and Caring (WP)

Article posted October 15, 2008 at 09:59 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 882

You're lucky that you don’t have a brother like mine. He is so annoying! Today, he thinks that I like chicken because he likes chicken! But that’s not true I tell you!

What should I do?

Well I admit it, I’m just as annoying as him. But I don’t play mean jokes like him!

But you know what I feel? I feel: O_O.

But I can’t get too mad at him because he is my brother. I love him, and he helps me with my homework.

One day my dad had a car accident and me and my mom were involved in it. I felt happy about it because the police captain was nice, my brother was worried, and the captain invited me, my brother, and my dad to an Open House in the Harrison police station.

To tell you, I felt kind of happy to have a brother like him. I’d give my brother 4 out of 5 stars ****! And I never want to get my revenge on my brother. I used to have a really bad temper, but Kevin taught me that temper is nothing. I also realized my friends made me realize that temper is nothing. So I promised to my brother that I will never get really angry again! He really is annoying and caring, but I like him being caring more.

For me, he is the most helpful brother in the world!

Article posted October 15, 2008 at 09:59 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 882



World Ironman Championship In Hawaii (N)

Article posted October 14, 2008 at 03:52 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1213

This story is about Olympics and Ironman races. Every Columbus Day weekend, there will be three events. One event is to swim 2.4 miles. Another one is a 122 mile bike ride, and the last will be to run a marathon (26.2 miles) across the Coast of Big Island. There are a lot of competitors in Hawaii. All kinds of competitors are in Hawaii. The bike competitors are about to bike 112 miles in all sorts of weather. The Olympic competitors are about to complete 140.6 miles in 8 hours.

This story is amazing! I never knew people would to do daring competitions like these. These people must become famous for completing bike, Olympic, and event competitions. I usually think that Hawaii is a place to relax and a place to spend the summer. I can’t believe in Hawaii these competitions have continued for 30 years! Maybe I can go to Hawaii one day. . . .

target=_blank>http://www.dogonews.com/2008/10/14/world-ironman-championship-in-hawaii

Article posted October 14, 2008 at 03:52 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1213



What I Think About Diary of a Wimpy Kid (WP)

Article posted October 14, 2008 at 03:08 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 923

These stories are hilarious! I already got “Rodrick Rules” and it’s funny! I wonder what will be in “The Last Straw.” I guess this is why at Lincoln Elementary (my old school) everyone got these books. Please comment to me to tell me how funny these books are.

THE END

Article posted October 14, 2008 at 03:08 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 923



What can I do? (WP)

Article posted October 10, 2008 at 03:44 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 938

I Am Bored. I am grounded! I can’t play my Nintendo DS Lite for 3 days straight, although my brother is saving up for a laptop and for the new DS Compact Lite.

Someone, give me ideas! I should have listed "grounded" on my list for my story called “My Life Is Miserable.”

Someone, please, help me get ideas to do something when I’m grounded!

You know how I feel about this? I’ll tell you: What I feel is: O_O.

THE END

P.S.: O_O means o that o.

Article posted October 10, 2008 at 03:44 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 938



What Will I Get My Dad? (WP)

Article posted October 10, 2008 at 03:31 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 892

Oh, no! Today is October 10! My Dad’s birthday is October 14! What will I get him? Maybe a brand new soccer ball because he loves soccer! Or maybe a Top Up card for his cell phone? Nahh!! Someone help me! I need tips on what to give my dad! The best thing I could get him is a brand new car!

THE END

P.S.: This story is so short because I need ideas for something to give to my dad for his birthday!

Article posted October 10, 2008 at 03:31 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 892



My Life Is Miserable (WP)

Article posted October 10, 2008 at 03:14 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 935

How can I live?! I always have to clean my room when I have any vacations! (Especially during Christmas.) My mom always calls me! (Especially if I’m alone!) Please, someone help me! (Note that this story is true.) My brother always wants to use mom’s laptop! And I had 5 near-death experiences! I am always stressed when I’m going to school! (I know this happens to others.)

Please someone help me! Give me tips on how to survive! I need some tips really bad! My life can’t get any worse than this! My dad is the only one who gives glory to my life. And sometimes my brother insults me! But, he helps me with my homework, so I can’t get mad at him.

THE END

P.S. Someone help me!

Article posted October 10, 2008 at 03:14 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 935



Cool nicknames (WP)

Article posted October 6, 2008 at 03:40 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1029

Characters:
James (J)
Margaret (M)
Tracy (T)
Kevin (K)

4 friends gathered together saying cool nicknames.

P.S. Note that this story is short because it is only about nicknames.

T: I’ll start #4!
K: I call dibs on #3!
M: #2 is mine!
J: I’ll say #1!
T: 4th best nickname: Wedgie

(I know it sounds silly but live with it.)

K: 3rd best nickname: Koirochi. (Koirochi is how you say “Kevin” in Chinese.)
M: 2nd best nickname: Emanuel (Emanuel is Kevin’s nickname.)
J: Best nickname: Fernando (Fernando is W.'s middle name. W. is Kevin’s little brother.)

And so the 4 friends went home, went to YouTube, and posted their nicknames.

THE END

P.S.: Sorry this story is to short!

Article posted October 6, 2008 at 03:40 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 1029



Trains (WP)

Article posted October 3, 2008 at 03:36 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 994

There are a lot of trains in this world: locomotives, Acela, Amtrak, blue trains, New Haven Express, and red trains are examples. The most recent train is the Acela. These trains are among the best examples. There may be over 2,000 trains in this world.

It usually costs a lot of money to ride the Acela and Amtrak. For a red or blue train (regular trains) it only costs a ticket. I think this is amazing because these trains go a decent speed. But they can be a waste of energy in the community because trains take up a lot of electricity. It would be a big waste if trains are traveling through rain.

For me, trains are amazing and are a great way to travel.

Article posted October 3, 2008 at 03:36 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 994



What is your favorite song? (WP)

Article posted October 3, 2008 at 03:17 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 966

Characters:
John (J)
Emily (E)
Patrick (P)

Once there were 3 friends who talked about their favorite songs.

P: I’m bored!
E: So am I!
J: Me too!
E: What should we do?
J: Maybe…
P: Maybe…
E: We should say our favorite songs from #3 to 1!
J: Ok. I’ll say #3!
P: I’ll say #2!
E: And I’ll say #1!
J: 3rd best song: Closer by Ne-Yo.
P: 2nd best song: 4 minutes by Madonna and Justin Timberlake.
E: 1st best song: Soulja Boy by Soulja Boy Tellem.
Everyone: We said the top 3 songs!

And so the 3 friends shared their favorite songs that they will always listen in the radio on 103.5 KTU.

What are your top 3 favorite songs?

Article posted October 3, 2008 at 03:17 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 966



Catching the rare Pokemon (WP)

Article posted October 2, 2008 at 03:21 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1006

Characters:
Ash (A)
May (M)
Brock (B)
Tracy (T)
Pikachu (P)

Once in Pallet Town, there was a great pokemon trainer named Ash. He went on a journey with his friends and with his best pal, Pikachu.

A: Now I’m ready to get my last badge to go to the Indigo Plateau!

B: Ash, wait! I’m starving!

M: So am I!

T: Let’s go for a hot dog!

A: Fine. . .

And so the group went for some hot dogs while Ash sat there impatiently. Suddenly, a Beautifly appeared.

M: Oh look, a Beautifly!

Then a Steelix appeared. Brock tried to catch it. The group was running into a rare wild Pokemon. But you don’t know what wild pokemon Tracy and Ash ran into.

T: Oh, snap! A Squirtle!

A: Ok, Pikachu, lets catch that Bulbasaur! Use Thunderbolt!

P: Pikachuu!!!

The Bulbasaur got weak.

A: Poke ball, GO!!

Ring, ring, ring. . .

A: Yes, I caught a Bulbasaur!

Everyone: Nice job, Ash!

And so Ash caught a Bulbasaur, making it easier to get his last gym badge.

To be continued. . . .

THE END

Article posted October 2, 2008 at 03:21 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1006



Colorful Lobsters (N)

Article posted September 25, 2008 at 07:04 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1354

Everytime we hunt sea food, we expect lobsters to be red. But did you know that lobsters are born with different colors? Now there are red, blue, yellow, and white lobsters. Lobsters are famous for there different colors. Lobsters that change their color are born with different recipes in their cells. One more thing about different colored lobsters, they are very rare for scientist. Nobody knows if the color of lobsters is natural or a trait of birth. They first encountered these lobsters off the coast of the Isles of Man in U.S.A.

I think this is amazing! I’ll ask my brother more about these special lobsters! But I don’t know how lobsters get different colors. . . .That’s a job for scientists. I’ll study more about these guys! But I bet they will be yummy in the cooking pot! This still remains a mystery. Soon scientists will find out about these traits. This might be the biggest fish mystery in the world. . . .Who knows. . . ?

http://www.dogonews.com/2008/09/24/colorful-lobsters

Article posted September 25, 2008 at 07:04 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1354



Mugsy (A)

Article posted September 25, 2008 at 02:52 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1375

Today, I went to the pet store. I saw Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds, Poodles, Terriors, Mugs, and Chihuahuas. I chose a female Mug. I named her, Mugsy. Mugsy was the cutest Mug in the store. All the other dogs are mean! My other dog, Blackie, would bark at anything. He moved away.

I know Mugsy will be the exact opposite. She will be such an obedient puppy. She would worry if someone is injured. The store clerks would sell her for a low price! Mugsy would be willing to make sacrifices. I wouldn’t even have to walk her on a leash! She will be unagressive. Mugsy won't show her teeth once.

This truly means a lot to me. For me, Mugsy will be the best dog in the world!

Article posted September 25, 2008 at 02:52 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1375



America Is. . .(A)

Article posted September 18, 2008 at 02:24 AM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1430

rockeramerica

Article posted September 18, 2008 at 02:24 AM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 1430



My Friends Got Tactics (WP)

Article posted September 17, 2008 at 03:07 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 983

Characters: Marco (M), Bruno (B), Wesley (W), TomatoMan™, Eggman (EM), Lettuce woman (LW), Jay den (J), Craig (C)

My Friends Got Tactics

Setting: All noon, in the park.

C: Hey Bruno!

B: Hey Craig!

LW: What’s going on?

EM: What’s up people? Yo, hey Jay den.

J: Hi, Eggman.

M: Hi, Jayden.

TM: Hey, Marco. Wesley, can you make Eggman decent and uncool in your next story?

W: Sure. I’ll do it over the summer.

J: What?! The summer?!

W: Yup.

TM: Wesley, are you senile yet?!

W: Nope. I’m not even old!

C: Watch me do the Matrix.

WHOOSH

Everyone: Wow!

EM: I got some skills!

Eggman runs around the park and completes 6 laps in less than 10 seconds.

C: Nice one.
W: Are you guys doing tricks JUST SO I CAN WRITE ANOTHER STORY TO MAKE EGGMAN DECENT AND UNCOOL?!

M: Actually, we don’t know answers to questions asked by someone with a severe bad temper.

Wesley slaps himself on the forehead.

SLAP

TM: Behold, the amazing Tomato Man!

Tomatoman climbs the light pole, jumps, and land on his left hand (his weak hand).

W: Wow, Tomato Man, not bad! I’ll write my next story in November then.

LW: Still to long. . .

W: Well, deal with it! I have to add everything to my next story! I predict that will take about 2 months.

LW:Fine. . .

M: Come on! Can’t you make another story anytime sooner?!

W: I thought you said we can’t answer any questions asked by a severely bad temper.

Marco slaps himself on the forehead.

SLAP

M: I’d rather do my trick than listen to you!

Marco says “pizza” 10 times fast.

W: Not bad, Marco.

LW: I’ll show you my trick!

Lettuce woman holds Bruno in the air.

B: My turn!

Bruno does a Cartwheel around the park and back.

Everyone: Do your trick, Wesley!

W: Okay! Drum roll...would you like fries with that?
Everyone. . . .

W: Okay, now my real trick! Drum roll!

Wesley does the split.

Everyone: Best trick ever!

W: Thanks, and I couldn’t have done it without you guys! You guys gave me the courage!

And so, everyone went home stronger, happier, got better gym grades, and was more flexible than ever.

THE END

Article posted September 17, 2008 at 03:07 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 983



Dog Saves Owner by Calling 911 (N)

Article posted September 17, 2008 at 02:24 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1231

Today, a Scottsdale man named Joe Stalnaker is alive thanks to his 18 month old German shepherd named Buddy. Buddy is a very smart dog and cares for Joe. Joe only lives with Buddy, which is probably the main reason Buddy cares for Joe. Buddy is a very smart dog, and very well trained dog also. Buddy has been trained since he was 8 weeks old. Buddy is capable of saving Joe from any near-death experiences.

It all happened last Wednesday when Joe suffered a seizure. With the help of training, Buddy calls 911. When the police arrive, Joe had collapsed from the seizure. Now, Joe is recovering home, and it’s all thanks to Buddy. Joe knew that he couldn’t live independently without Buddy. Buddy is the best dog who Joe can live with.

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Article posted September 17, 2008 at 02:24 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 1231



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