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 Give Me $50 There are countless reasons why I should get fifty dollars. First of all, money could actually be made from a fifty dollars investment. People have made up to seventy-five dollars an hour writing web pages, and if I were to purchase Adobe Dreamweaver, I could be one of those people. Of course, you, my investor, would be able to get some of this money. To add to the fact of making money off of these fifty dollars, I would be able to greatly increase the quality of a fully sellable movie, by owning a shotgun microphone. According to Backyard FX, (www.indymogul.com) a shotgun microphone is the best audio device for a film. Yet another method I could make money off of an investment is that it would give me money to initially allow me to pay for the printing of Egg Dude comics, or to buy blank DVDs. The next thing fifty dollars would do is teach me how to correctly invest money. Teachers at Deer Park even say that out of most people who are in debt, it’s because they never got experience knowing how to spend their money correctly. My parents even say “I need to teach you the value of money.” Finally, fifty dollars would make Egg Dude: The Movie sell more. I would be able to afford extra equipment such as a larger Green Screen. I could also buy stock footage from Detonation Films (www.detonationfilms.com). Most importantly, in making Egg Dude: The Movie as sellable as possible, I could get advertising. Out of all of these things, money being made off of writing web pages, making Egg Dude more sellable, and teaching me how to use money correctly, you should really give me fifty dollars. Since it’s to your benefit, it would be unwise to say no to this offer. Now you know why it would be best to give me fifty dollars, so hand it over.  Article posted November 2, 2008 at 10:30 PM • comment • Reads 143 • see all articles |
About the Blogger My name is Kevin G/Warrior of X. I do this blog because I have to, but I occasionally find it interesting to test out my writing and HTML skills. I will provide a completely custom background for a small fee, if you want to be cool. My interests are building stuff, blowing stuff up, bike riding, playing tennis, and working with computers. I should have my stainless steel background and some games I have made up on this blog soon. |
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