“Are you ready for the
Dad asked as we were driving to the theater in his
Elephant. (That’s what we call my
Father’s car because it’s big and
Grey.) “I think it should be illegal to
Have such a big car, Dad, you’re so
Irresponsible.” I said,
Joking around. “Well, your being immature!” My dad
Keith said. “Yeah, well you’re immortal and illogical and
Like to arrange chairs!” I said.
“Meanie!” My dad said.
“Nuh-uh!” I said back. It didn’t have much of an effect.
“Oh, not you didn’t!” he said, only
Partially joking. “I’m the
Queen of the world!” I screamed,
Rushing to the
Stage. We had arrived at
The singing contest.
“Um, oh, there’s my colleague, Lily!” I said, running
Vigorously to her.
“Whatcha doin’?” I asked her. “Getting an
X-ray, what did
You think?” “Are you having an affair with
Zorro?” I asked her. “Who’s Zorro?” She asked me. She doesn’t know anything.