Once upon a time a wild west jerk was sleeping in his bed.  When he heard someone yell help!  It was a lady and she had just token a step into  qiucksand!   He had promised himself that he would save one person every week and this was his chance for this week!  So with much speed he put on his clothes and was out the door in a second then he went to save her he grabed on to her arms and pulled and pulled! And then she was free!

     "thank you," she said and she layed a big fat kiss wright on his lips and about half way through it this big fat jerk came up and said" hey =http:// why are you kissen my girl freind?"

     And before the wild west could say a peep the big guy punched him wrigth in the face!

     well from that day forward that wild west broke his promise adnthat was the way he lived with a black eye!