Once upon a time on Wednesday 21 of October Paul had to go to Foodtown to get some food. Paul was going into the next aisle to get the bread.
He turned the corner and froze in fear when he saw a large face right in front of him. The creature looked like a monster. It was huge and hairy. Two large, yellow eyes stared at him. It had large pointed ears that twitched and sharp teeth with fangs on each side. The beast bared its teeth and took a step forward.
Paul pulled a gun from his underwear and shot him dead.
No! It was my pet cat Fluffy.
Fluffy I can’t believe you’re dead.
Article posted November 24, 2009 at 02:40 PM •
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