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The Stupidity Quiz
Article posted August 12, 2010 at 09:13 AM GMT0 •
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Article posted August 12, 2010 at 09:13 AM GMT0 •
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I Am From...
Article posted May 26, 2010 at 11:20 AM GMT0 •
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By request, here is my I Am From:
I Am From . . .
I am from the coldness of my uncle’s sword, sitting upon our wooden cupboard and from the taste of magic stars and coco pops rocks. I am from the giant trees at school and the roof where kids play, from the pain of the battles I have been in and from the betrayal of friends who added to the large enemy side. I am from the bowls at home of all sizes and hues and from the tables I broke.
I am from the school and all its lessons, from teachers who inspired me to strive and learn, from the amazing books I read, and the novellas I wrote. I am from video games that helped me with being strategic. I am from all of the equations and questions I solved, from the chances I missed, and the ones I got. I am from the poems by all sorts of poets, like the one I’m writing now.
I am from the single, unknown being that created all life, the one who created the genesis, and the one who one day will give it the apocalypse. I am from his strength, his wisdom, his power. I am from the Koran and all of its holy paragraphs. I am from he who has brought men, women, love, hatred, idiocy, wisdom, war, peace, life, death, sophistication, savagery, oceans, continents, towns, cities, planets, space, and everything in the solar systems. I am from Allah.
I am from the joy and sorrow, the happiness and the woe, the strength and weakness, the love and the hatred, the fear and the courage, the luxury and the punishment, the pride and the pain, I am from the wonderful childhood of CENSORED.
Where are YOU from?
P.S. the censored is my true name.
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Article posted May 26, 2010 at 11:20 AM GMT0 •
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Kirby!!!!!!!!!!!
Article posted May 16, 2010 at 05:18 PM GMT0 •
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Article posted May 16, 2010 at 05:18 PM GMT0 •
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في البيت مرةً ثاني
Article posted May 10, 2010 at 07:21 AM GMT0 •
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لم أذهب إلى الرملية. لعبت في البيت. لعبت كثيراً على الحاسوب. أحضرت مثلجات لإبني إختي،غازي وعلي. علي 2 سنتان وغازي 4 سنوات. وأحضرت مثلجات لإبنة إختي الثانية، إلِانة، وهي تبلغ السنتين.
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Article posted May 10, 2010 at 07:21 AM GMT0 •
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Cabbage Heads
Article posted March 24, 2010 at 02:15 PM GMT0 •
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Cabbage Heads
Inspired by William Carlos Williams
By MHM
so much depends
upon
a head of
cabbage
when someone is
hungry
just like I
am
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Article posted March 24, 2010 at 02:15 PM GMT0 •
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Tree Planting Letter
Article posted February 16, 2010 at 08:04 AM GMT0 •
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January 27, 2010
Dear Mom and Dad:
I need to raise seven dollars. The reason is that my class is going to plant some trees and we supply the currency, namely dollars. Now, to obtain the payment, I suggest that I should clean the tables, which I have become good at from cleaning the tables at the end of art time. Also, I will make my own bed. Plus, if that wasn’t enough, I will also clean my dishes! Yes, all this can be yours for just one dollar a day! The reasons why I need to buy and plant trees are several.
One reason is the environment. Trees will give us oxygen. We need oxygen to breath. Trees give us oxygen by cleaning air which will help other trees grow, giving even more oxygen, causing a chain reaction that will keep the air clear for an amazingly long time. Plus, trees are part of many important ecosystems.
Also, trees will add beauty to Lebanon. The majesty of a full grown tree is utterly, amazingly, awe-inspiring. They will also attract birds, which will add even more beauty. Along with the birds, insects will “bee” attracted, and that means more bee honey and more butterfly beauty!
Also, pine trees are very useful for people. Their cones can be used to tell the weather! Also, pine nuts are an income for some people and a protein source for others. Along with the money and the food, trees give us paper. Plus they also give us wood, which is an ever so amazing resource.
So, to sum everything up, I need seven dollars to plant trees and help Lebanon!
Yours truly,
MHM
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Article posted February 16, 2010 at 08:04 AM GMT0 •
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Solar Energy Persuasive Letter
Article posted February 16, 2010 at 08:04 AM GMT0 •
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January 22, 2010
To the Minister of Energy
Ministry of Energy and Water
Minister Mohamed Fneiche
Pierre Gemayel Avenue
Ashrafieh, Beirut
Beirut Governorate, Lebanon
Dear Minister of Energy:
A topic I believe quite strongly in is that the use of solar energy should be increased. I believe it is an astonishing power source that is used all too little.
Increased use of solar energy will decrease pollution. There will be no smoke at all. Also, empty gas cans will be things of the past, as we will need no gas cans, since, well, there will be no gas. Not only that, but since there will be no gas, it would not be possible to spill any.
Another reason is that increase use will stop global warming. Doing that might fix the ozone layer. If it doesn’t stop global warming, it is sure to decrease it. Also, by stopping global warming, it will, by association, stop the melting of polar ice caps.
Last but not least, my final reason is the oil crisis. Solar energy could stop that. Plus, solar energy is a renewable energy source. It could also slow down weathering, erosion and deposition, because you won’t need to dig for oil.
In conclusion, my strong belief in solar energy had driven me to write this letter and I hope that it leads to extended use of solar energy.
Sincerely yours,
MHM
Lebanese citizen
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Article posted February 16, 2010 at 08:04 AM GMT0 •
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Remake of Official Loss Joke (Look on the bar to the left)
Article posted January 28, 2010 at 11:41 AM GMT0 •
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I got this joke from today's soccer experience, but the conversation was not real.
Ramsey: We lost because they cheated
Me: Can I get that officially?
Ramsey: Yes. We lost because they cheated OFFICIALLY
WANP WANP WAAAANP
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Article posted January 28, 2010 at 11:41 AM GMT0 •
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Travel Suggestion Wizard101
Article posted January 27, 2010 at 08:40 AM GMT0 •
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Quick suggestion.
IF you played the game suggestion(download required), then don't subscribe to leave Wizard City. Buy crowns and use them for unlimited access to the areas. You WILL lose your access when subscription ends, but crown access NEVER runs out.
P.S. my character is called David Dragonfreind. (yes, dragonfriend is one word) I tell you this 'cause if you play and find me, you might want to add me.
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Article posted January 27, 2010 at 08:40 AM GMT0 •
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M.R.
Article posted January 25, 2010 at 08:34 AM GMT0 •
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when can you only count to 2 on 1 hand?
Hint: winter.
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Article posted January 25, 2010 at 08:34 AM GMT0 •
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KH 1 and 2
Article posted January 12, 2010 at 08:38 AM GMT0 •
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O...M...G...
MycousinfromamericatogetmeatwogamesthatI
willneverbeabletogetinlebanonandimsorryi'mrushing letmecalmdown.
*pant**pant* OK. The games are called Kingdom Hearts one and two. They are amazing I used to have one but it's been lost since i was seven. imreallyexitedandi'msorryifi'mrushingtomuchtoread
sorry
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Article posted January 12, 2010 at 08:38 AM GMT0 •
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Secret Server
Article posted December 22, 2009 at 07:05 PM GMT0 •
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This article has been removed because you now need a special password to enter, and I don't know it.
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Article posted December 22, 2009 at 07:05 PM GMT0 •
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Answer to Code
Article posted December 16, 2009 at 06:10 PM GMT0 •
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To find the secret to the code, just click hold, and drag your mouse over the colored bars to find the answer.
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Article posted December 16, 2009 at 06:10 PM GMT0 •
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يومين في البيت
Article posted December 14, 2009 at 07:21 AM GMT0 •
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لم اذهب إلى دير القمر، و في هذين اليومين، ذهبت إلى محلات فرجن ، واشتريت لعبة جميلة جداً فيها "بازل" و لعبة تجسس.
أنجزت اللعبة في خمسة ايام.
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Article posted December 14, 2009 at 07:21 AM GMT0 •
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WHY ME?!
Article posted December 10, 2009 at 05:41 PM GMT0 •
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Thank you for visiting my blog to everyone reading this, but please do me a favor once in a while.COMMENT=http://=http://!!!!
Please, I don't usually check my reads, so my main way to find out how many people look an my blog is my comment, so please just comment=http://=http://=http://=http://!!!!
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Article posted December 10, 2009 at 05:41 PM GMT0 •
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SECRET CODE(MWA HAHAHA):p
Article posted December 9, 2009 at 03:33 PM GMT0 •
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ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO FIND THE SECRET ?
Find the secret, and the answer will come in a later article. :0 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Article posted December 9, 2009 at 03:33 PM GMT0 •
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OMGOMGOMG....
Article posted December 8, 2009 at 06:28 PM GMT0 •
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OMG=http://=http:// My aunt got me an amazing new game from Abu Dhabi/America! I can't even hope to get it in Lebanon!!!:O
If you know who I am be jealous or praiseful, kind or mean, when you see me, make fun or not, I like the game anyway, and I don't care what you think about it! |{
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Article posted December 8, 2009 at 06:28 PM GMT0 •
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3rd favorite song
Article posted December 6, 2009 at 07:24 PM GMT0 •
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Article posted December 6, 2009 at 07:24 PM GMT0 •
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Typing Test
Article posted December 3, 2009 at 12:01 PM GMT0 •
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Article posted December 3, 2009 at 12:01 PM GMT0 •
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The Betrayal(a true story)
Article posted November 11, 2009 at 08:11 AM GMT0 •
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Im doing something new, i'm telling a story on the blog.
I was suffocating. I am feeling my breath flee from my body. I am going to die now. I cannot believe how ironic this is. Someone who I thought was one of my best friends was about to kill me! I am flailing now. Wait, what is this I am feeling? I can BREATH!!! I am free from the burning grip! I am free! I am free! I am free=http://=http://
It all started on a peaceful, sunny day, which started so calmly, that I could not believe what happened, happened on that same day. I have been in seven-on-one fights, me being one. I have been chased by crazy dogs. I have been knocked to the floor and willing to give up blood just to end the torment. For the sake of these three worlds, I have been lost in DISNEYWORLD PARIS=http://But during all that I didn’t give up. I came out stronger because, quote- what doth not kill my may only make me stronger-unquote yet with all that strength, I was extremely afraid that day. However I started that day blissfully unaware of what awaited me at school…
I got dressed and had breakfast. I got to the staircase and my sister and nanny got in the elevator. “Race you=http://” I yelled to my sister. I started racing down the stairs my sister closed the elevator door and started her decent. I beat the elevator to the ground floor and started looking for my driver.”ABO ALI!!! WHERE ARE YOU ABO ALI!!!” I called. I found him and we started our ride to school…
We got to school early and I got my book and started reading the book was one of my favorites, the Golden Compass. Everything was okay until first recess. That was when the
“Hey M.” Elias said. Elias is a tan boy with black hair. Also, he always calls me by my last name. He also really gets my goat” I challenge you to a fight!!!” he continued.”I’m to mature for that.” I replied calmly. “Baaawk bawk bawk baaaaaaaaawk=http://” he taunted immaturely. “Fine. If you want to fight attack, but don’t expect me to fight back” I replied in serene and calm way. He kicked me, but it didn’t hurt. Yet somehow he was in pain and on the floor.”LEAVE HIM ALONE=http://” yelled Omar in rage and fury and he attacked me with a hula-hoop.”OW!!!” I yelled in pain.”He attacked me you dummy=http://”
After the confrontation, everything was peaceful. But only until second recess. That is when the battle really ensued.
Elias’ team ran and attacked. Ziad ran like a coward. Ziad is a boy of average height. He has lighter skin color than me and black hair. Ziad and I have never really seen eye to eye. All of a sudden Omar and I were hand-in-hand. Not couple hand-in-hand. Sumo wrestler hand-in-hand. Abruptly, he tried biting, but I flailed and hit his eye. He tried choking, and even though I felt my breath flee from my body, I Countered instinctively. Bam! Left cheek! Boom! Right cheek! Crack=http://!!!! My uppercut connected with his chin. Next thing I knew, we were both on the floor, red-faced and crying.
After the battle and back at class, my classmates helped me calm down, and that’s when I knew who my real friends are.
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Article posted November 11, 2009 at 08:11 AM GMT0 •
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The Tan Bard
Article posted November 10, 2009 at 05:36 PM GMT0 •
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The bard explored the forest
Admiring his world
He starts to write a poem without
Distractions from boys and girls
While he is reciting the poem
A traveler listens with glee
And then with excitement he says
“You, the king must see.”
He wrote a poem for the king
And he melted inside
He said if this was the bard’s vocation
He’d get food and animal hides
He wrote and wrote and wrote and wrote
And the king listened with glee
And then he said to the bard
“The princess must see thee
He gave a message to the king
Saying he bored of this vocation
And then it listed that he had
Moved to another location
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Article posted November 10, 2009 at 05:36 PM GMT0 •
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King of the Beasts
Article posted October 23, 2009 at 08:26 AM GMT0 •
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Article posted October 23, 2009 at 08:26 AM GMT0 •
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How to be just plain evil/weird (school version)
Article posted April 7, 2009 at 06:38 PM GMT0 •
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Monday:
Take off your pants and dance around in your underwear.
Tuesday:
Bite your teacher and let her run but don't release.
Wednesday:
Run on the desks naked.
Thursday:
Sing "Everybody Dance Now" while standing on your teacher's head and kissing every person of the opposite gender in the room.
Friday:
Say sorry and tell your teacher it was an accident so she'll have to go to the counselors' office and spend the rest of the being crazy
while your teacher is gone.
Weekend version coming soon!
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Article posted April 7, 2009 at 06:38 PM GMT0 •
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Invisible Ball
Article posted April 7, 2009 at 06:34 PM GMT0 •
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How to make a ball: Put your hands between someone else's hands and push out. Tell the other person to push in. Continue for 30 seconds. How to get rid of ball: clap or put your hands behind your back. Please comment if you enjoy the trick=http://!!
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Article posted April 7, 2009 at 06:34 PM GMT0 •
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How I got separated from my sister
Article posted April 6, 2009 at 08:04 PM GMT0 •
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1. My mom and dad divorce.
2. I go with dad.
3. My sis goes with my mom.
4. My mom gets married to Mister Potato.
5. My dad gets married to Miss Sacado.
6. Both families divorced.
7. I went with my dad.
8. My mom and dad got married again.
9. My sis went with Mister Potato.
10. Mister Potato and Miss Sacado got married.
11. I lived with my normal family and my sis lived with Mister Potato and Miss Sacado.
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Article posted April 6, 2009 at 08:04 PM GMT0 •
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Luxcraze
Article posted April 3, 2009 at 10:07 AM GMT0 •
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Article posted April 3, 2009 at 10:07 AM GMT0 •
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Official Loss
Article posted March 30, 2009 at 08:13 PM GMT0 •
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Store owner: Our sales are going down.
Worker: Can I get that officially?
Store owner: Our sales are going down, officially.
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Article posted March 30, 2009 at 08:13 PM GMT0 •
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abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Article posted March 28, 2009 at 05:34 PM GMT0 •
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Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher:Only if you say the abcs.
Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
Teacher: Where's the p?
Student: In my pants.
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Article posted March 28, 2009 at 05:34 PM GMT0 •
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coolcat
Article posted March 22, 2009 at 10:37 AM GMT0 •
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Article posted March 22, 2009 at 10:37 AM GMT0 •
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B.B.D.
Article posted March 22, 2009 at 09:45 AM GMT0 •
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Article posted March 22, 2009 at 09:45 AM GMT0 •
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pumpkin baby
Article posted March 21, 2009 at 07:47 PM GMT0 •
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Article posted March 21, 2009 at 07:47 PM GMT0 •
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Sir Sockalot
Article posted March 21, 2009 at 12:07 PM GMT0 •
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Article posted March 21, 2009 at 12:07 PM GMT0 •
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Aqualectro
Article posted March 21, 2009 at 11:50 AM GMT0 •
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Article posted March 21, 2009 at 11:50 AM GMT0 •
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Cutie Pie (Yum)!
Article posted March 21, 2009 at 07:15 AM GMT0 •
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Article posted March 21, 2009 at 07:15 AM GMT0 •
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Beauty
Article posted March 18, 2009 at 09:23 AM GMT0 •
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Man, my classmate Michal (pronounced Mihao) can make amazing cuts of beautiful stuff out of practically anything=http://=http://=http://!! Awesome=http://=http://=http://!!!!
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Article posted March 18, 2009 at 09:23 AM GMT0 •
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so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
Article posted March 18, 2009 at 09:15 AM GMT0 •
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Omg!!! My niece Iliana is so cute =http://=http://!My nephews Ali & Ghazi are also very cute=http://!Cute on Lebanon=http://=http://=http://=http://=http://=http://=http://=http://=http://
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Article posted March 18, 2009 at 09:15 AM GMT0 •
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D.O.G.J.
Article posted February 13, 2009 at 05:18 PM GMT0 •
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What's the difference between dog & orange?
The letter D
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Article posted February 13, 2009 at 05:18 PM GMT0 •
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Riddle
Article posted February 13, 2009 at 05:10 PM GMT0 •
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What's at the end of a bow & arrow?
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Article posted February 13, 2009 at 05:10 PM GMT0 •
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Pokemon Joke
Article posted February 11, 2009 at 06:19 PM GMT0 •
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What did Ash forget on his pokeball?
Breathing holes
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Article posted February 11, 2009 at 06:19 PM GMT0 •
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Riddle / Poem
Article posted February 6, 2009 at 09:25 AM GMT0 •
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It's in rock but not in stone
It's in marrow but in bone
It's in a bolster but not in a bed
It's not in the living
It's not in the dead
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Article posted February 6, 2009 at 09:25 AM GMT0 •
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About the Blogger
I like sushi,pizza,& burgers.My faveorite web games are Fusionfall,Roblox,& AQ worlds.I like to spar & play Bakugan.My faveorite Wii is Pokemon Battle Revolution. I like acting out fights with my pals figures. Can you guess who I am?
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