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Farmer John was just going to milk the cows, when he saw aliens cutting the cow’s heads and taking their brains out.
“Oh my God! There’s a green baby taking the cows brains!” the farmer cries out.
“Why do those hairy apes always come in the way and ruining all the fun?” the alien says.
The farmer got his gun, “You are going down green thing. Boohoo for you!”
“I don’t think so,” the alien replied as he shot a dart that made the farmer sleep. “That baboon had no chance against me.” The alien looked around as he saw a plane come speeding down, he got hit. The plane was full of blood and skulls. It was a military plane, nobody knows where it came from.
“Aahh, my guts, I feel it them coming out of me, I also feel my brain getting smashed.”
“What happened?” the farmer said when he woke up. “I can’t remember a thing, and why is there plane wreckage in front of me. I should clean it up tomorrow.”
The next morning, the farmer and his dog, Sparks, went outside and saw the Headless Dead Man.
“What in graces is that!” the farmer exclaimed.
“Rough, rough!” the dog barked.
“You shall pay for your unforgiving attitude and…You didn’t invite me to your birthday, Even if I didn’t know about it. That’s why you shall die, hahaha!” the Headless Dead Man said.
“Oh no!” the farmer said. The next day the police and investigators came and found both the farmer and the dog. Their heads were missing.
Article posted June 11, 2008 at 07:08 AM •
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