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“All in,” one of the cockroaches playing poker said.
“I’ll put in twenty three ants and all,” the other said.
“Fine, you will regret it, and play backs remember that.”
They kept on playing, losing money and gaining money. Bob the farmer, Money Roach and their former friend Tehama just wouldn’t stop, until danger happened.
“Hey, I am broke, you cheated!” the first one barked. He was called Money Roach, because he was rich and always got his way.
“No I didn’t, you son of a roach!” the second said. He was called Bob the farmer, because he lives in farms.
“Hey, break it up, you little kids,” the mobster said.
“Who you?” Money roach said.
“It’s none of you business. You only have to know one thing, I am better than you!” Mobster Roach.
“Oh I can do whatever you want me to do. That’s how much I’m better than you,” Money Roach said.
“Okay then, I have a mission for. You’ve got to drive around in my car and you can’t let anyone see you, so you should scoot down and drive. Make sure no one sees you,” Mobster Roach said.
“Okay, okay I got it. Were should I go?” Money asked.
“No where. Just drive around.” Mobster said.
The next morning Money Roach went outside and took the keys of Mobster’s car. He opened the door of the silver roach buggy car and started driving. “This is easier than 1, 2,”
“Sssqqquuuaasshhhh!”A human foot smashed the front of the car. “Thank God I didn’t die,” Money said. “Think again,” a pedestrian said, as the human smashed him.
In 3008 the Money Roach came back as the human and the human came back as the cockroach, and the story went over again, but this time everything was the opposite. It was also more civilized and they were not morons.
Article posted December 16, 2007 at 01:51 PM •
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