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 Good to bad Good to Bad (With Freddy the buggy!) It was a quite night … or so they thought! Above Bob the snowflake’s lab, nothing was stirring not even Fred `cause it was the day after Christmas and a good fight too. Bob the snowflake when he was in his lab had made an evil Santa named Billy, know one knew this when they threw Bob in jail that he had a back up plan. But Bob did not know what was happening out side; there were no screaming people so he looked out of his jail widow. Billy had not attacked yet so he looked at his laptop that was connected to a video camera in his base. There was Billy raiding the cookie jar getting sugar rushes, wrecking every thing, and puking on the floor because he had too much sugar. The next morning Billy finally made out of the secret lab his evil red eyes scanned for the good kids playing with their new toys he found Ethan playing with his new wooden train, Billy went over and Ethan started Complaining about not getting a wooden backpack. Billy was confused but did what he came over for and caught the train on fire. Ethan being a five-year old seeing the shiny fire he started playing with it. Muhammad (Ethan’s best friend) saw the shiny fire and ran out to play with it too. They started tossing it back and forth. Norman (Ethan’s imaginary friend) ran up and called for the pass Muhammad chucked the ball to Norman. At that time Billy was super confused one Ethan was not crying and two why was the toy train that was on fire moving around with nothing carrying it (Billy could not see Norman because he did not believe a kid could make a person with there mind power.) Billy sat down and finally he saw what he wanted Ethan had a fifth-degree burn on his right hand and Muhammad had first-degree burns all over his hands. Norman got started making an I-limb after Billy left. Jerry (random good kid) was working on his homework, what is in a human’s body. Jerry went up to Billy and asked what his body was made out of Billy answered “Organs, brain, heart, bones, fat, cookies, fat, cookies, cookies, fat, fire breath, and newt eyes.” Jerry looked at him strangely but wrote it down anyway. Billy threw a piece of coal at Jerry. So Jerry ran away crying. “I’ve been good I’m the teacher’s pet I have no friends I try to be nice to everyone, everyone bully’s because I have a tender heart! BAWL!!” Some random adult came up to Billy and asked him what he did to the poor kid but before he could answer Barney pushed the man out of the way and asked if Billy wanted to be in his gang who bullied little kids because they got fired for not doing there part right like Barney cursed on LIVE TV, the Tellatubies tried to hypnotize the crowd with there shiny stomachs, Plankton murdered Pearl Mr. Krabs daughter, and Mr. Krabs for stealing Davy Jones heart and selling it to Johnny Depp on E-bay. “And our group is named the TV invaders.” “From mars!” chimed in Po. “Be quite you England sweet heart of the group, and when ever the others say your “lovely” name it sounds like the stuff you find in a sewer! And mine sounds like Burney and I do not like that! Now go mop the hide out before you make me really angry.” Billy watched as Po ran of saying that it was Tinkie Winkie turn a couple of bystanders gasped because it sounded lets say different. Billy asked what he could do to get in Barney said that Billy was perfect so Billy signed the contract got a cell phone and ran off to capture Fred and his 307 year-old helper Jacob D. When he was running he accidentally fell on a train he was knocked out. When he woke up he saw the Ethan looking down at him. When Ethan saw that Billy was awake he started complaining about not getting a wooden backpack. Billy to make Ethan’s blabbering stop he threw him out the window. First there was a thud then a “Awesome can I do that again?” This made Billy confused and why was he on a train? He started to ponder than he came up with a conclusion some person mugged him and threw him on the train. When the train came to a stop he jumped off and in his head he read the “Welcome to Spokane” sign. He walked over to the time schedule and that made him real angry the next train to Santa Cruz was next month to bad Billy did not no that the next month was tomorrow. He wobbled his way down high way 90 and 5, then got on a route that led to Santa Cruz he was pooped so he took a nap. When Billy finally got up he walked down the streets he ran into this strange 307 year-old carrying a bug the person asked what his most embarrassing secret suddenly he felt strange and before he knew it he was telling his secret to a stranger. “I wear heart boxers and have a crush on my mom.” That made the human and the bug exchange looks suddenly he asked them who they were they answered Freddy and Jacob D. Billy said, “Then I must kill you.” He dialed Barney and sooner or later the TV invaders came and the match began. Too bad but this part of the paragraph I can not tell you it is not appropriate for your eyes I am really sorry. Jacob and Freddy won the battle and Billy and his new enemies were thrown in jail. Bob the snow flake got real angry at Billy for failing and he performed a dramatic faint. 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