Yesterday I spied on my brother Fred and he was smoking on fire. I was so surprised that he could use matches. Than he was stroking. Than I ran to my mom and told her. She had a stroke. She flipped out. She told Charlie not to play with matches. So he did not do it again. The next day at school we started making pie. One of the pies exploded. We checked the heat and it was 500 million degrees. The heat was so hot the oven burned up. My teacher was sending 5 thousand dollars for a new oven. That day at home my house was leaking and squeaking. At school a kid was cracking the wall. He was looking for a Pokémon card. I told him Pokémon was stupid. He got all worked up and told me Pokémon was the best thing ever. Than I ate some Nachos!