One day, I was in class, WHEN OUR SUBSTITUTE Mr. Potato Head said" It Is illogical To arrange chickens in a straight line." I stood up and said "My immature colleague and I will prove to you that we can do exactly that." "But It's illegal!" shouted another Classmate. The teacher and I set up a contest for who could put the most chickens in a row. The teacher made a document,Then he said "READ THE FINE context  alloud!" So I did, but it made me look like a complete nerd . Then I had to sign it like 87 times.My Dimwitted Colleague Screamed" I AM IMMORTAL" and then ran out the door, screaming. Then, the contest began. It took me a little while to get 37 in a row But I did it. Then the stink'in cops showed up, I was arrested beacause Chicken line up is illegal.  After 3 months I became a hobo and grew a beard. Aftter that I ate my freind's cat... *meow* BE QUIET FLUFFY=http://!