Today, My dog and I were watching an action movie when his facination of cats got the best of him. He jumped through the window and bolted towards that dumb cat. I pulled out my navigation system. When it suddenly, well exploded. Our seperation was tragic.I then thought he would be starved to extinction . I then remembered how much affection Iv'e given him. After that, I asked myself, why would he even want to run away from me? That was one complication I couldn't fix right now. I ran and ran continiously. He couldve been extinct by the time I got there. After hours of running I Finnaly found him, he was eating out of a garbage can, His smell was starting to really,truly repulse me. When I got home I threw him in the bath-tub and gave him the scrubbing of a lifetime.When he got home he smelled like a hobo on a blue tricycle on a highway in Louisiana eating an icecreamcone with blue sprinkles..... THE END!:)