One day I was walking along when I smelt something repulsing. It was my brother trying to create a castle out of my dogs doo-doo.
"Eeww! Bro! Don't do that!" I cried. It was probably grosser than Saphira trying to tell me how slugs reproduce while I was eating my birthday cake!
He cackled. "Just let me decorate the walls with your money!!" He said. grabbing my wallet from my pocket and sticking spare change to the walls.
"Ugh! Those aren't doo-doo decorations! I think you need more education!"
"I think you need more education!" he said, trying to imitate me. "Let me show you my creation! I'll introduce you to Mr. Poo-poo!" he sneered. He flung some of his 'smelly playdough' at me. I ducked. I wasn't about to get covered in something my dog produced!
"Never mind that introduction, I'm going to go get some ice-cream." I huffed.
"Wait!" he screamed.
I will never go on a walk again.