I looked at all cows holding axes. It all started with my big class riding on two different buses. We were going to the farms owned by Mr. and Mrs. Clanks. And as we pulled up to the barns we saw them. Mrs. Clanks had the biggest lashes I have ever seen in my life! And you wouldn't belive what Mr. Clanks looked like! H ehad the largest glasses I had ever seen. "I see why they fell in love with eachother," my friend whispered to me.
Mrs. Clanks had this stuff all over her apron that looked like it came from dirty dishes. Both of them most go to 10 churches each. "I like to do science," said Mr. Clanks in a high and squaky voice. " Jus don't go in to my barn over yonder," he pointed to a barn of to his left, " thats where I do I my expirements on cows." His wife gave him a nasty glance and he quickly stamered " Uh.. I mean where I experiment on uh, uh..." he looked down at his shoes and started naming of things that rymned with cows " Mows, blows, bows, bows! Yeah where I work on bows!" "Um, like on a ship?" a kid named Billy asked. "Um... Yes." said Mr.Clanks. in not knowing voice. I had an idea.
AparentlyMrs. Clanks waches alot of movies. She made us watch like 5 movies. Even though I didn't like the movies she kept talking in the mddle of the movies and giving away the only good parts. Then she showed us her really ugly dresses. Really the only fun part was wehn we saw some really cute baby chicks. When no one was looking me and my friend slipped away to the barns. The one with the cows.
What we saw when we opened the door was so horrififing and well, just plain weird. A bunch of cows were standing there. Then we all freaked out and ran away and cows took over the world. THE END.
Hi saphira, It's corduroy. I miss you so much and wish I could see you again. Bye.
Comment Posted on May 1, 2009 at 06:09 PM by
Corduroy
Hey Saphira, It's Corduroy! I miss You so much and I wish I could see you again. Things are pretty boring at my house, so when you get back to school Email my blog back, Okay? Tell Ms.Mcgonnagall That I miss her too. I hope you and m.s McGnonnagall had a merry Christmas. Tell everyone I said hi! Talk to you later! corduroy
Comment Posted on January 1, 2009 at 11:38 PM by
corduroy
Hi I'm Mossfire from Top Dogs and I wanted to know if we could be blog pals. Please reply as soon as possible. To go to my blog, click my name.
Thanks Mossfire
Comment Posted on December 16, 2008 at 04:12 PM by
mossfire
Hi Saphira, your story is so funny, I like the end.By the way I got the big title on the front of my page from the front page of our class blog, when you click on make your own Miss E will help you with the rest.
Comment Posted on December 12, 2008 at 04:16 PM by
Reepicheep
I like how you used the correct grammer in the whole story! (Not everybody does.)
-Bex
Comment Posted on December 12, 2008 at 03:47 PM by
Bex
freakyand cool....
Comment Posted on December 12, 2008 at 03:31 PM by
Squirtle
cooooooollll and creepy
Comment Posted on December 11, 2008 at 04:10 PM by
Squirtle