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The La Monster of Grammar
With eyes of adverbs.
Teeth of capitalization.
Fingers of the tenses that tense when it's angry.
Nails of nouns.
Hairs of prepositions.
A nose of verbs that sense what people do.
An ugly face of usage that makes sure you use descriptive words.
It runs like a run on sentence, never stopping.
Legs of spelling.
Arms of punctuation.
When it talks, it uses sentence fragments.
A fat body of adjectives.
It always uses imperative sentences when it talks,
never interrogatory or declarative sentences.
It has a brain of grammar.
Article posted April 9, 2012 at 04:25 PM •
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