Hamburgers!

Are hamburgers made of ham? This question is asked a lot. If hamburgers were made of ham every time you got on you would go crazy! I would never eat another hamburger because I would get really sick from eating all that ham and I couldn’t go to school so I would miss out on learning. That would really mess with my everyday life.

If hamburgers happened to be made out of ham and I decided to work at a place that sold hammy hamburgers then I would go nuts if there was so much ham being used.

Having hamburgers that were made of ham just doesn’t seem right. If people all around the world had to eat ham as a hamburger whenever they felt they wanted one they would eventually get literally sick and tired of having ham, ham, ham, ham. Then people who owned companies that sold ham-burgers would go out of business and that would affect them financially.