LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU
Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator
Maid: Basketball girl
Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.
Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?
Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!
Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?
Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.
Student4: But they're so small.
Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!
Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!
Student1: I want see the tofu punch!
(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)
Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!
Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?
Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!
Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!
(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)
Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!
Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!
Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.
Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!
Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.
Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!
Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!
Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?
Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?
Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?
Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?
Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.
Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.
Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.
Student 2: It’s noticeable!
Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!
Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.
Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.
Student3: What does that mean?
Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!
Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.
Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!
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