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Food and Life

From all walks of life and from every corner of the world, food has been a common ground universal experience for everything with life in their lungs. However, I'm taking it one step further and am comparing certain foods certain types of people.

Oreos- Procrastination

We have all sat down and enjoyed the delights of ‘milk’s favorite cookie’, and everyone has their own way to eat it. However, from my observations, the most common way almost directly shows procrastination. Most of the time one simply twists off that crumbly top, and goes straight for the kill, the creamy centers of the Oreo, completely avoiding the dry and hard outer shelling until one cannot wait any longer nor waste the food, such it up, and eat it.

Coffee-Inspirational bitterness

As a fourteen-year-old I’m sad to say that I have succumbed to addiction, a caffeine addiction. Without my mourning cup of Joe accompanied with a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I’m void of all motivation and inspirational thought, and all that I wish to do is curl up in a ball and sleep for a hundred years, during this time there will be a legend of ‘The girl who didn’t get her coffee’ and folks from all walks of life will come over and place a pack of coffee for my consumption in the afterlife, so that when I do finally wake…I’ll have a lifetime supply of coffee. (= However, this brings me to my point. Coffee, while bitter and when you first try it, it is just  god awful it motivates you to get up and go on throughout your day. No matter how bitter or awful things are, it is the harsh taste that motivates you.

Mashed Potatoes- That one guy you just love seeing bad things happen to.

Think about it, there is always that one tasteless and dirty guy that you just love to see bad things happen to, liked mashed potatoes (Except the potato actually serves a purpose.)

Bubblegum- Actors who can actually act

You can never get enough of actors the same way people can't get enough of bubblegum, and like the sticky moldable consistency of bubblegum, a good actor can shape themselves into any change into any character their script asks for, while well you know, still be amazing.

Food oh-glorious wonderous food! Anywhere there is human life, there is food just waiting to be eaten. From veggie-burgers to frog legs, tatter-tots to curry everybody on the planet earth has enjoyed the comsumption of food at one point. In fact, food is so brilliantly and delightfully human, it can even symbolise certain types of people.