How Not to Have the Dry Dishes-
If you have to dry the dishes
(Such an awful boring chore)
If you have to dry the dishes
('Stead of going to the store)
If you have to dry the dishes
(And maybe drop it on the floor)--
Maybe they won't let you
dry the dishes anymore.
By: Shel Silverstein
This poem made me feel very funny, because I could do what Shel Silverstein said, because I hate drying the dishes (Sometimes). :) 
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