This is a great place for us to work on our writing and thinking skills! Make sure you are doing work that you can be proud of and that it represents your intelligence!
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you
away in the sink.
If only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're last on my list.
I simply can't see
why you even exist.
If you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I chose this poem because it makes me laugh. My favorite part in this poem, by Jack Prelutsky, is when the boy or girl says I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark. I really hope you will enjoy this poem.
Thats the best poem ever
Comment Posted on March 12, 2012 at 08:49 AM by
Ellen
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I love baseball and I have a bearded dragon as a pet its name is lava its a girl. I am 10 years old and I am now charlie in the school musical. My favorite food is stir fry.