Magic Card Trick
(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)
Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .
Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?
Magician: Pick a card, any card.
(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.
Magician: Is this your card?
Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?
Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!
Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!
Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!
(whispering) People these days. . . .
Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.
Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?
Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!
Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!
5 Minutes Later
Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?
Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!
Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?
Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!
Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….
Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!