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by PurpleRockStar teacher: MAS 5B 2011 - 2012


Magic Card Trick



(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)




Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .


Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?


Girl2: Umm…sure….


Magician: Pick a card, any card.



(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.



Magician: Is this your card?


Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?


Magician: Uhhh…noo.


Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!


Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!


Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!


(whispering) People these days. . . .


Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.


Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?


Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!


Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!



5 Minutes Later



Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?


Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!


Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?


Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!


Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….


Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!


Article posted January 23, 2012 at 09:10 AM • comment (1) • Reads 53 • see all articles

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