(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)

Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .

Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?

Girl2: Umm…sure….

Magician: Pick a card, any card.

(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.

Magician: Is this your card?

Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?

Magician: Uhhh…noo.

Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!

Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!

Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!

(whispering) People these days. . . .

Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.

Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?

Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!

Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!

5 Minutes Later

Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?

Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!

Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?

Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!

Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….

Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!