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 Vampire Script Vampire: I am so hungry, but no one wants to give me there blood! (Vampire walks in the dark and meets a girl. . .) The stupid girl: Hi, are you a vampire? Cool! Vampire: Yes, I'm a vampire, and I want some blood to drink! The stupid girl:You can drink my blood if you want! Enjoy! Vampire: Are you sure, little girl!? The stupid girl: Yup, here's my neck! Vampire: Okay, here I go. . . . (Vampire leans and takes a bite!) The stupid girl: ?????? The ambulance: OMG!Vampires! Get them in the truck! Hurry! Vampire 1: Leave us alone. We want to drink some blood!! The ambulance: Drink from your own! Get in the tru -- (Vampire 1 bites ambulance!) Vampire 2: Let’s drink some blood from the driver now! Driver (running away): Leave me alone! Vampire 2: Three vampires can get an ambulance driver! (Vampire 3 stops the truck with hands.) Vampire 2: BITE! (Vampire 2 bites the driver.) Narrator: The 4 vampires BITE every one in NY and take over the world! Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:24 AM • comment (1) • Reads 214 • Return to Blog List Add a CommentPosted Comments  Hello! We would like to use your Vampire script in our annual celebration her in Transylvania. We would also like to send you two round trip tickets for you to come and enjoy our wonderful region of Transylvania. We recommended you eat lots of meat beforehand so you taste nice and rich! Transylvania Chamber of Commerce
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