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The Story of Otzi the Iceman! (video)
The Story of Otzi the Iceman!
Parts and people:
Hiker 1: Cutie#1
Hiker 2: SenorGummyWorm
Mad scientist: pbandj
Scientist 1: MonkeyFreak#1
Scientist 2: SunshineSparkle
Head cop: RoadRunnerMeepMeep
Cop 1: EvilTeddyBear
Narrator: It was a nice day in September. The year was 1991. Two hikers were walking in the Alps, slightly off the path. They came across a head, sticking out of the snow.
(Hiker 2 Screams and faint into hiker 1’s arms.)
Hiker 1 (covers mouth with hand): Oh, my god! Oh my god! I must call the cops! (Gets on "phone" (banana) and calls.) Oh, hi, police? JUSTIN BIEBER?! Will you go out with me?
Hiker 2(sits up): What about the brownies we made together? I cracked the eggs and you stirred? That was the first thing we did together, and now you do this to me!?
(Hiker 1 pushes Hiker 2 to the floor and Hiker 2 faints.)
Hiker 1: Never mind! (Hangs up "phone." Calls cops.) We found this body in the snow, and my guy friend fainted!
Head Cop: We will be there in 5,4,3,2,1. . . .(Enters) Hi, how are you? We were just at Burger King!
Hiker 2: Did you get me any fries?
Head Cop: Sorry, man, something needs to fill up this belly!
Hiker 1: How am I? What do you think? My guy friend fainted! Take care of this! (Pulls Hiker 2 off set.)
(In a lab, and body is on the table. Extra scientists working in background with pencils.)
Mad Scientist: Oh, look at this! It is a dead body!
Hiker 1: Ya think!
Mad Scientist: I do, I really do! I am going to taze it with my tazer thing so I get some electric charges in body!
Hiker 2: What’s that going to do? The body is dead!
Mad Scientist: I know, but I like saying the word tazer!
Hiker 2: Now can you tell us more about the body? I mean, it gave me a heart attack!
Mad Scientist: Yes, yes! According to my calculations, this body is a man, and he lived about 5,300 years ago. It looks like he died from an arrow shot!
Hiker 1:How do you know that?
Mad Scientist: There is an arrow in his back, stupid!
Hiker 2: She just told you!
Mad Scientist: I really don’t know why he was in the mountains, but he does need a name. . .Otzi! After my youngest cat! He is number 47! Now you must leave. I need to do a D.N.A test!
(Mad Scientist takes arrow out of Otzi, puts SpongeBob band aid on him.)
Mad Scientist: It’s so sticky! It’s so sticky! It's taffy all over again! Oh, I got it off! Observe.
Article posted December 12, 2011 at 08:42 AM •
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