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Once there was a turkey named Turk. He lived on a farm with farmer Bob. He was so worried. It was the Thanksgiving when the the farmer hosted Thanksgiving. He was the only turkey left.
He thought and thought of what to do. He decided he would buy a chipmunk costume so the farmer wouldn’t know it was him. But he noticed he didn’t have enough money. So he milked the cow to earn the money for the chipmunk costume. He was right, it fooled the farmer but he heard a piercing scream. “Hank, Sophia, this isn’t your story."
Hank said "Turk please this is our undead honey moon". Turk said, "You're going on a honeymoon with a head." Hank said "Yes, yes I am. Please don’t make Sophia mad. Bad things happen when she’s mad. Uh Oh she’s mad”,.
Then a whole colony of hopping heads came. And next thing Turk knew was that he was in Sophia’s stomach. Which is very weird cause she doesn’t have one, but he noticed he should be where her stomach is in Valley Lane where she died. “I’m free”, he thought but noticed “How am I supposed to get away from the zombies and stuff.” So he stayed there for all Thanksgivings. THE END
Article posted November 17, 2011 at 01:45 PM •
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