My wife and two kids are awesome!
I wear glasses cause they're cool. Yeah, and also because I can't see a thing without them!
I love pork, yeah. Oh and chicken too. Steak's pretty good sometimes. Oh and salad, too.
Water, with ice, is my favorite drink.
Sometimes my head swells up for no reason (just kidding, I was referring to my avatar picture).
I don't know why 6th graders keep asking me if I'm an alien from outer space. Seriously?