Would I hire myself???

Noo because i am very lazy... 

If i were a manager i would have high expectations for my staff because you would want your costumers to want to come back or even request it to there family and friends. If I went to a  resteraunt and I had hair in my food I would complain to the manager and  try to get my money back. If  not getting my money back then atleast something free. And " If my costomers are'nt happy, then I'm not happy.. " Would be my motto. See i would own a beauty salon because ever since i was little i would do my lil sisters hair.

So in the long run i would noyt hire myself.