Dear King George,
I don't believe that we're getting taxed on everything! Yeah, you might think it's fair because you protected us, and that we owe you, but taxes are TOO FAR! You'll see! Soon, we'll die and then you'll laugh. But if we die, nobody is going to pay taxes! We don't all just want independence, we need it! I am brave enough to put my name because you know what? All you think about it money, money, money! I can't believe you, King George!