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teacher: Mrs. B - Grade 5 (2010-2011)

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I fell on my bum
And then I went nuts
The bruise was so big
The bruise was so wide
It hurt so much
That it felt like a spike
I went to the doctor and I tried everything
But all he said was “we can’t do anything.”
When I went to school
All I heard were laughs
They were talking about my big puffy pants
I went to the pharmacy and bought a medicine
Which was called: “I can heal anything”
I drank a pill and waited a little
And when I looked at my bum
It was all wrinkled
That’s when I thought there was no way out
Until I stapled my bum
And all the air went out.
Article posted April 8, 2011 at 04:39 AM • comment • Reads 135 • Return to Blog List
 
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