chapter 1-half goat, half man
hi! well im writing this, my doorbell just rang! who could that be? im in my house by the way at the door! it’s a delivery man? hey wha-! he just walked away, hey theres a box there with a silver ring and a note that say pull the ring and stand back? so i pulled,woah, whats happening! oh no, oh no, oh no, this is very bad, it’s a portal to the underworld!!!! wait something coming out of it! ahhhh, it’s, it’s, okay i don’t actually know what it is but anyway somethings coming! wait its getting closer, oh no, it’s zombies, no waitit’s a half man, half goat? U-
chapter 2-thanks i needed that!
oh gosh, he just hit me in the face with his chin and now he’s-! heading towards the city!? should i call gavin, no, wait the police, what am i thinking call the-, *smack*! dude snap out of it! gavin? thanks i needed that slap in the face! no problem dude but anyway whats happening!? im making my innocent face! then he points down the street i look, knowing im busted! cars are broke, street lights, it looks like a disater just happened! oh yeah, well lets saY MAYBE I ACCIDETLY AND NOT ON PURPOSE OPENED TO THE UNDERWORLD, NOT THAT I DID AND A HALF MAN, HALF GOAT MAN CAME OUT! i make an innocent looking smile! *punch*
chapter 3- well obviously