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5B 2010-2011

5B


by LF teacher: Mrs. B - Grade 5 (2010-2011)


Assignments
5B - Poetry 03/28
Reading Reflections 03/14
Japan Earthquake Reflections 03/18
Français - cent mots 03/15
5B - So Much Depends Upon 03/07
5B - Disease Report 02/24
5B - Friendship 02/17
5B - Presidential Qualities 02/16
5A - Reading Log Wordle 11/30
5B - Biography 11/30
5B - Personal Narrative 11/30
5B - If They Could Speak 11/30
5B - 7 Random Facts 11/30

Blog Entries
4/30 The Westing Game, By Ellen Raskin Book Report
4/4 My Brother Drank Tabasco Sauce
3/29 The Warm Hand & the Cold Water
3/29 French Wordle
3/28 100 Times
3/28 2+2
3/20 Earthquake and Aftershocks in Japan
3/7 So Much Depends Upon
2/24 AIDS
2/11 Presidential Qualities
2/11 A Friend
2/8 I Am From
11/30 If Only They Could Speak
11/30 Louis Pasteur
11/30 Deir el Quamar
11/30 Seven Random Facts

List 25, 50, all

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If Only They Could Speak

I’m a hard, attractive and inviting copy lying on a shelf waiting to be picked. Aha! Someone chose me, Good! I was extremely happy, but…. Oh?! What are you doing to me?!


Ow, ow, ow! My eyes are hurting. My mouth tastes disgusting from erasers.


Open close, open close, open close! You always slam my door harshly in my face.


Have Mercy! Have you hear your teacher talking about respecting your books. The worst thing is when babies are chewing on my corners, tearing pages off--- writing heartlessly on me. Then they throw me on the floor stepping on me.


  Chp, chp, chp! You’re flipping me a lot. Now my neck is broken. I hope you don’t break my whole body.


  Guys, of course I won’t be as attractive as you brought me home on the first day. That’s why you want to send me to the recycling bin? Please, Don’t! It’s not my fault after all.


 


 

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