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Adrian Yard Trimmer 900
Here is one of the info-mercials I wrote.
Is your yard rundown and depressed? When your friends come over do you pretend it’s not your house? Do you just want to hide in a pickle jar? We have a solution for you! The Adrian Yard Trimmer 900!Use it to trim your yard, your cat, your uncle Larry, the old man next door, and even your toe nails! But wait there’s more buy the Adrian Yard Trimmer 900 and get a free pair of dentures! They make great gifts for 5 year olds! Act in the next 10 minutes and receive double your last offer! That’s two Adrian Yard Trimmer 900’s, and two pairs of dentures! Get all this for only 4 payments of $49.95, plus shipping and handling. Call 1800-734-4159. Call and get your yard back!
Article posted February 9, 2011 at 11:58 AM •
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Monk, is this phone number real?
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