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My Big Brother’s Three Girlfriends
My Big Brother’s Three Girlfriends
Once in the summer holidays, I was in my old house. I was relaxing on the floor with some cushions reading Harry Potter. Suddenly, the telephone rang very loudly. I was so startled that I jumped and my book fell. Luckily, it fell without losing my place. I answered the phone and said, “Hello, who is it?”
“It’s your brother, Jaddo.” He said.
“What’s up dude?” I replied.
“I’m great. Can you come down, please?” he answered.
“Fine.” I grumbled, because I’d just reached the part in my book where Harry Potter was about to meet Voldemort.
So, I walked slowly down the stairs. Then I saw him with his girlfriends and his beautiful car. “WOW!” I said. “I want you to meet my girlfriends.” He said. Then, out of nowhere, the girls KISSED me! At first, I really didn’t want them kissing me. I thought it was very yucky. Then I hugged them, because I was pretending that I really liked them. I didn’t want to hurt their feelings.
I ran to wash my face. The good news was I luckily survived. The bad news was that there was still lipstick showing all over my cheeks. I tried everything, rubbing the soap all over and putting my face in the sink. I felt like even trying putting my face down the toilet and flushing it. But still the lipstick showed. I gave up until I remembered my hand sanitizer. “Thank God!” I said. It saved my life. I finally got it off.
Article posted November 3, 2010 at 01:52 PM •
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I loved espesaly the pictures.
Comment Posted on November 3, 2011 at 02:12 AM by
Your story is so funny. I was wondering how did you end up getting the lipstick off your face? The hand sanitizer is a very good idea. (Thanks for the tip). I like the idea that you let the girls kiss you so as not to hurt their feelings. Very thoughtful of you, Jude.
Comment Posted on December 10, 2010 at 07:04 AM by
I can remember conferring with you on this story and how much fun we had bringing out all the details. In fact, Mrs. Branch came in while we were doing that and she left me a note saying she could tell how much we were enjoying our conference.
Comment Posted on December 9, 2010 at 01:12 AM by
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jude you were supposed to keep it a secret :p ! However bro, you did a great job writing about this insane adventure with such grace, I am waiting to hear more from you!
Maybe the fact that you didn't want them kissing you at first, was due to the fact that you were comfortable with their kisses afterwards and subconsciously, you're giving yourself an excuse by saying that you didn't want to hurt their feelings. Sorry Lina, May and Mrs.B but a man's gotta do what he gotta do and that is appreciate a kiss that can never be forgotten even after many years, Jude won't divulge it online i'm sure I taught him well ... Right Daddy ;) ? Am just saying Hahahahaha
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 08:31 PM by
Great piece Jude. Your story could fit in any section of a library: Action, Adventure, Autobiography, Comedy, Drama, Erotic, Graphic Novel, Horror, Philosophy, Romance, Sci/Fi Fantasy, Thriller, ...
P.S. don't listen to the other comments dude, it WAS a good thing you got that lipstick off so soon. You have no idea what lipstick can do to you if you don't wipe it off in time.
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 02:04 PM by
Ha ha ha... Very well written story with your great sense of humour. I love your writing style Jude. I liked that you hugged them to not hurt their feelings. Like a true gentleman. The way you wrote the story with all the little details made me want to read more and more. Now I am looking forward to the next story.
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 01:56 PM by
Wao Jude! I love your sense of humor and I'm glad you're expressing it out. Not only the incident was funny, but the way you put it in words, surprised me. I know you're so good at drawing, and now I'm discovering a little talented writer!
Love you my boy....
Father advise: don't use sanitizer after a kiss, lipstick fades away by itself..... (Daddy)
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 10:57 AM by
hey Jude the DUDE. funny story, with nice details and humor. loved the toilet part. So when i see you with my THREE boyfriends, and super nice car, will you accept a kiss from me, and not sanitize it? I agree with Mrs B.. one day you will see that kisses aren't yucky at all. love love love from may
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 10:41 AM by
Three girlfreinds, that's so wierd. I loved your story.
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 12:55 AM by
Jude!! What a wonderful funny story! I really like how you took such a small moment, that I thought meant nothing to you, and made it into such a funny story!. My favorite part was how you tried to clean the kiss by flushing your face in the toilet... that was so funny, and shows such imagination!! I really hope you keep it up, and write more, as you reaklly are great at it and have a good sense of humor!. Love you,
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 12:41 AM by
This is very interesting peice..Artist in making
Comment Posted on December 8, 2010 at 12:39 AM by
I laughed out loud when I read the part about your running to wash your face. Getting kissed won't always seem yucky!
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