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The Life of a Paper Earth Day Grocery Bag
Hello. My name is Melanie. I’m an Earth Day Grocery Bag. I have an Earth with a Peace sign on top of the Earth. My designer is Natalie. I have never looked better.
Anyway…. One day I was minding my own business and along comes some guy and starts putting some food into me!!! I saw some of my friends!!!! They were: The Ham Twins, Billy Banana, Natalie the Neapolitan Sandwich, Siobhan the Sweet, Liana Lettuce, and Kathy Kit-Kat. “Hi guys!!” I said. “Hello.” Well that was depressing. I was wondering where all their cheer and happiness had gone when I was loaded into some fast moving vehicle!! The vehicle stopped. “Screech!” I jerked forward. “Oomph!” said The Ham Twins. The guy picked me up, grunted and carried me into his house. He took out my friends, put them away, and threw me away. In. The. Trash!!!! The next day the trash guys wouldn’t let him throw me away. They took him to jail! I am now living with Natalie and she is using me over and over again.
Article posted April 29, 2010 at 04:10 PM •
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