The Metal. Not just a music genre, a way of life. WHICH IS ENDANGERED! This world needs more heavy metal bands, to bring back the greatest genre of music ever, the sweet, sweet metal that caresses your ears, the lifeblood and soul of true music. Here is why we need to bring back the beautiful genre of guitar solos, heavy distortion, and rock hard drums.
A common misconception of heavy metal is that it is all like, ear bleeding death rock live sacrifice on stage type thing. This is not always true. Did you know that Jimi Hendrix is considered heavy metal? Other examples are Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Learning an instrument takes skill, and is totally a fantastical pastime that is a great way to spend your time. Also, studies show that learning an instrument will help you academically. Additionally, time spent rocking out is time spent not being juvenile delinquenty, like trashing the town and vandalizing random stuff. Also, heavy metal could lead to a career in music, which would be awesome!
Another great benefit of heavy metal that goes well with this economy is that buying instruments stimulates the economy. We're in a recession, and it would be nice if we could work our way out of it. Seriously, its musicians that keep music stores in business, and they would be , like, out of business if not for heavy metal musicians, that purchase their instruments and tools of the trade, as well as less experienced rockers who have just taken up the pastime and need their rocking tools.
So, whichever benefits fit you, you will love the angel's song, the voice of gold, the calloused fingers of silver, the incredible ROCK AND ROLL! So whether the reason is to develop skill, or give you a pastime, or get out of this recession, heavy metal is the answer! Yeah! Rock And Roll Man!