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Really old jokes

Bill: The police are looking for a man with one eye called Berni.


Phil: What's the other eye called?


 


Dan: Why did Harry tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?


Ann: He did not want to wake the sleeping pills.


 


Moe: Would you make me a milkshake?


joe:  ZAP! your a milkshake.


 


will: Would you call me a taxi?


jill: Okay you are a taxi.


 

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Those are wierd, but some of them are funny.
Comment Posted on January 11, 2010 at 01:34 AM by Tamara


Those are wierd, but some of them are funny.
Comment Posted on January 11, 2010 at 01:34 AM by Tamara



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